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10 THINGS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A BUS STOP
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10 FUN THINGS TO DO WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
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10 OTHER HEALTH HAZARDS AT McDONALDS
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10 Things that you don't want to hear at a bus stop
10. "If it's crowded
you can sit on my lap."
9. "Maybe if th bus
gets into a big accident we'll be on the news."
8. "Since we've been
standing here, I've swallowed 19 tokens."
7. "I'm pretty sure
this is the bus that I left my monkey on."
6. "Lucky for me I
don't have to go through a metal detector."
5. "I hope there's
a dead guy on the bus."
4. "If there's no seats
on the bus, here's a tip- old people scare easily."
3. "Do I smell eggy?"
2. "You can't spell
'bus' without 'us'."
1. (Puts his ear to
the ground) "The bus is coming."
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10 Fun things to do while stuck in traffic
10. Play the exciting
game "Does My Head Fit In The Glove Compartment?"
9. Roll down the window,
ask the person next to you, "Is this the line for Pokemon?"
8. Honk your horn --
that always gets things moving.
7. Call police, report
stolen car, give license plate of car in front of you.
6. Imagine your in
a line of cars waiting to run over Donald Trump.
5. Turn on wipers,
have "race" to see which one goes faster.
4. Walk to guy in car
ahead of you, ask him about his grandson.
3. Use jumper cables
to resuscitate roadkill.
2. Plow into a couple
of those dorky new VW Beetles.
1. Check beverage holder
for Y2K compatibility.
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10 Other health hazards at McDonalds
10. Sign in restroom:
"Employees must wash hands in customers' soft drinks."
9. New "windpipe-sized"
chicken McNuggets.
8. Dumb guys always
sticking head in fry-o-lator.
7. Those promotional
cartons of "Tarzan-style" unpasteurized milk.
6. Misprinted cups
that read "This coffee is cool enough to pour directly into your lap."
5. Hand dryers in bathrooms
powerful enough to blow flesh off fingers.
4. Ronald McDonald
spotted peeling skin from bad sunburn next to fry vat.
3. That "fish" in their
fish sandwiches? Meow.
2. Hamburgler drugs
customers, transports them to dingy Mexican hotel room, steal their kidneys.
1. Mcbeehives!