You know you've been playing too much Warhammer When....
1. You plan an invasion of your neighbour's house.
2. Your skin begins to turn green after painting your 9026th goblin.
3. You ask if you can enroll in elven history at school.
4. You wonder what Morgianna le Fey wears to bed.
5. You turn the von Carsein story into a romance novel.
6. You wonder why the US army hasn't yet come up with the Doomwheel.
7. You are upset when you are forced to re-write your definition of greenskin when the lizardmen came out.
8. You start to confide in your miniatures.
9. You ask the petshop guy for a snotling for your youngest child.
10. You attempt to sell your soul to Chaos.
11. You sharpen your toiletbrush in case of a skaven sewer invasion.
12. You wonder if there's a way to shrink historic buildings to use as terrain.
13. You model furniture for your model houses.
14. You tear up your forbidden rod card, burn it and scatter the ashes.
15. You start to ask for Bugman's at the local pub.
16. You consider a Chaos Dwarf hat fashion.
17. You spend sleepless night's worrying about the helm of many eyes/Double Handed weapon issue.
18. You tell your fiancee that her engagement ring is the ring of corin.
19. You wonder if you can deadlock your neighbour's lawnmower at five o'clock in the morning.
20. You buy a pet rat and name it Queek.
21. You consider buying a chariot for your next car.
22. You consider voting chaos at the next elections.
23. You Mental Duel your friends.
24. You play warhammer at realistic scales ie. on an oval and sneer at those who don't.
25. You wonder if your tadpoles will grow into skinks or sauruses.
26. You yelled out tactics to Mel Gibson throughout the screening of "Braveheart".
27. You try to locate your town on the old world map.
28. You make small offerings to Chaos before an important die roll.
29. You write a biology essay on how Goblins reproduce.
30. You laugh every time you hear the "Itzi bitzi, Tenehuini, yellow polka dot bikini" song.
31. You tattoo yourself with the skaven symbol.
32. You begin to write in dwarven runes.
33. You paint your models in a camouflage scheme. You repaint them before every game to match the scenery.
34. You cry when your general dies. You hold a funeral for him.
35. You re-write the rulebook.
36. You start a motion to add more distance to the inch.
37. You start to gain a skaven accent.
38. You publish the liber bubonicus.
39. You grow bansai trees on your table to use as scenery.
40. You invent statistics and special rules for your girlfriend. You give them to her as valentine's gift.
41. You send your scripts for "Gotrek and Felix- fearless warriors" to the local TV channel.
42. When asked who your heroes are, you answer, "usually one plague priest leading the plague monks and a few chieftans scattered
around the clanrats."
43. You work out every single 2000pt skaven army allowable under the rules. You keep them all in a filing cabinet.
44. You start to call your mother-in-law Hellebron.
45. You have a two sheds full of polystyrene.
46. You write as your new year's resolution, "to fulfill the grail quest."
47. You install a screaming bell instead of a car horn.
48. You create WHFB-WH40k-Necromunda-Epic to allow you to use all of your models at once.
49. You ask the airlines if you can fly gyrocopter.
50. You wonder at what altitude an aeroplanbe could be considered "flying high."
PS. There is no known cure for warhammer addiction.
Thanks to Bunyipz