Maybe St. Patrick Was Gay


Looking through the emaciated Black man
	Sweeping the shards of shattered Guiness bottle,
He watched the ambulance's slow retreat.
	His anger was equally slow to ebb.
Shaking the bottle's decapitated neck in the flashing lights
	He screamed, "I betta not get AIDS from yer blood,
		Ya friggin' queer."

Back at Flannagan's, the boys all cheered
	When Charlie blew the head off his stout.
"Just like I done to that fag, if'n I had my gun."
	To use his words.

Later on, more than one drunk made his way home
	Thanks to a door-to-door hug from a buddy.
Something about the moonlight and spring breezes
	Made Charlie think of his first kiss.
And when his buddy helped him out of his pants at the foot of his bed,
	He thought about another first.

The hangover had almost worn off by the first pitch
	As Charlie settled easy into his chair,
Caressing a long-neck with one hand
	While the other slipped under his waistband
	Into that familiar middle-aged fat male pose
		That lends itself to private scratching
		And with little encouragement...
			A little more...

The embraces and butt patting on the diamond
	Passed by Charlie's bloodshot eyes
Without the slightest glimmer of irony.
Seventh inning stretch in the bathroom,
	Making love to himself,
	Charlie still doesn't get the point --
He smashed that bottle over his own head.

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