Hello there! Welcome to the Inn's common room. Maybe you came here to read my poetry while you sit by the fire puffing on a cigar... then again, maybe not. Yes by the way, since our Inn doesn't have a smoking section, please refrain from exhaling the gas on other people's faces. It's bad... Oh, well, don't mind me, just pull up a seat and enjoy the ride.
From a very weird point of view (I try to think like Lost Gypsy here).
Now here's a bit of personality. Some things we just can't live without.
Have fun looking around the place. We're open 24/7. And please send us your comments on the Inn. We strive to make it better all the time.