BIGGEST JERK CONTEST


Most of the calls we get from the public are from jerks that show their ass whenever they open their mouths to talk. This page is specifically addressed to those jerks, and you know who you are. This page contains the responses I would like to make to those Jerks, but can't.

JERKS


JERK 1: You people need to take responsibility for my bad credit. You people never take responsibility for anything just like you refuse take the responsibility for 6 million Jews being murdered.
Response: I wasn't even born yet. This conversation has ended.
JERK 2: You will remove this late fee or I'm closing my account.
Response: No, I will not remove it because of your past payment history; you are a deadbeat. Go ahead and close your account, that is what we want you to do.
JERK 3: My f____ing rate is too high. This is usary.
Response: You should have made your f____ing payments on time so your f____ing rate wouldn't be so high.
JERK 4: I am not going to pay this bill unless you lower my interest rate.
Response: Go ahead and don't pay it, it's not my credit you are screwing up.
JERK 5: You wouldn't give me a credit card because you say my credit is bad. I have excellent credit, I want to talk to someone higher up who can make the decision.
Response: The person higher up already made the decision and your credit SUCKS.
JERK 6: I was with a lot of people at a restaurant and you wouldn't put my charge through. I was so embarrassed, don't you ever do that to me again or I'll close my account
Response: Come on we live for this stuff, one of our main goals in life is to embarrass you in front of all of your friends.

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