If your havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you da blues
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring 36 24 36 [hey!]
I lead a life of crime
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
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You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
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If you got a lady but you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts -
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee I'll be happy to be
Your back door man
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
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Concrete Shoes, Cyanide, TNT,
Done Dirt Cheap
Neckties, Contracts, High Voltage!
Done Dirt Cheap
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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