| Fuu Quann and his raps | |||||||||||||||||
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Well as most people know, Peter broke his ankle and couldn't do anything all summer. He went a little crazy, and apparently gained 50 pounds....?? But he did come up with these raps that are really funny so read them (and don't ever break your ankle). | ||||||||||||||||
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yo my name is peterock and I got somethin to say, so just give me the mic so I can take it away. i�m so fly I be gettin all the ladies, we like cruise around the town in my mercedes. I don�t like to eat cheese and grits, but I sure love the feeling another billboard hit. it took me a long, long, long, long time, to be able to hit this real phat rhyme. grew up in the ghetto, life wasn�t easy, when the rich kids came around, they all would tease me. but I wish that I could see �em now, I�d take my brass knuckles and smash they face ka-pow! if you can�t already tell, I like to freestyle, these original lyrics is always fresh an� wild. I been in jail a time or two, but I always get out, and go back to my crew. I always pack my nine, where eva I go, just in case I needa teach a lesson to a lil ho. all these punkass mc�s, tryin to bite my style, but they can never reach me, i�m ahead by a mile. spit out my pacifier, and started to sing hip hop, my mom an� my pa knew eventually, I�d be on top. now i�ve never had a girl for a long long time, that�s becuase they can�t handle my life of gats and crime. but I like a pretty face, and I like �em slim, so I can lie my tired head down on they silky smoothe skin. just remember, if you an mc, don�t cop and pretend, now here my freeestlye sadly must come to an end. _____________________ I drive a phat black 5.0, there are lots of fly ladies I would like to know. if you wanna find me, you can see me around, you know i�m mackin with all the cute honies in town. I represent my city, c�ville to the fullest, me and my skating crew is always just the illest. you can never be as original as me, cause when I make my rhymes I use my secret recipe. everybody tries to guess it but they always wrong, I say i�m not like puffy and mase, I make my own song. people used to say whiteboys can�t rap, but then when they hear me, I don�t get no more crap. they call me p dawg, and sometimes peterock, if you try to front on me, then you bound to get socked. i�m the guy in the dreams that you keep on gettin, i�m bout to slit yo throat, then you wake up sweatin. used to rap on the corner with my lil boombox, tryin to get money power respect just like the lox. but things have changed, like my rappin skills, and what�s in my wallet, hundred dolla dolla bills. all the sexy girls wanna get on top of me, and I say baby get on, but you know there is a fee. cause somebody like me, you know I have to charge, how else do I manage to keep livin this large? I used to act like takin drugs was nothing but a joke, once I got my stomach pumped for sniffin too much coke. I spent six months in the county jail, I almost got raped by a big fat male. I paid my time, and got straight to the point, I went to my boy and he rolled me a joint. I went on home to my lil shorty, then I went to the fridge and popped me a forty. you don�t wanna start beef with me, i�ll kick yo ass like I was hiyah bruce lee. I�d pound your balls, and then i�d smash you�re face, right in front of your crew and you�d be a big disgrace. they�ll laugh at you, and then they�ll laugh some more, you be there crying like a baby, lying on the floor. I hope you get my point, just don�t start beef, because if you do, you�ll be feeling some grief. i�m outta things to say, but I got one more, i�m always coming atcha buck-naked and raw. make a wish i�m nice to you on a four-leaved clover, here my dope freestyle officially is over. | |||||||||||||||||
| and now for my personal favorite... |
(enter another phat beat here) i was walking right behind this lil fine cutie, she had the fattest, nice, big round ghetto booty. when she walked, it swayed from left to right, from behind it was the world�s most beautiful sight. i'd never seen this girl, in my life, but with a booty like that, I had to make her my wife. i went up to her and you know i felt her, she got real mad and it was heltah skeltah. i tried to run, but the butt was overruling, i stopped, fell down, and began to start drooling. she stood over me like a cop and read my rights, I couldn�t help staring at her butt in those tights. I said look, i�m sorry, but you look so good, and I dig your ghetto booty, so I hope i�m understood . she said, I know, I dig you too, you�re the finist man i�ve seen in a year or two so she said we could kick it, and you know we did, now we even got a little ghetto booty kid. | ||||||||||||||||
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