Sing to the tune of "Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder"
Hello Norman, come and play,
I've brought my axe with me today
And I'll swing it with great force,
If you'll just get off that bloody great horse!
Now your standing on the ground,
And my axe is swinging round
Oops I've missed him, What a shame,
Now I'll have to try and swing at him again!
Oh My Gods, he's coming for me,
Time to run, I'm not for glory
Through the marshes, and the trees,
Should he catch me then I'll fall upon my knees!
Oh what luck, he's fallen over,
Now I'm hiding in the clover
Will he find me hiding here?
I think I'll pour myself another beer!
Wait a minute, he's still there,
If I hit him is it fair?
With my axe gripped, oh so tightly,
I'll send him to his Lord God Almighty!
Now this tale will soon be ending,
From my axe, there's no defending
As my axe blade quickly falls,
Oh Damn, I've gone and hacked off his b...s!
Now he's twitching, on the ground,
And his eyes are spinning round
And he's clutching, with much despair,
Those parts that are no longer there!
Now I think I'd better run,
'Cause they've found out what I've done
They'll be on me with their dogs,
So I'd better go and hide in the bogs!
Now I'm flushed, with my success,
But I've left quite a mess
So I'm running down this trail,
And that's the end of this silly little tale!
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