Today's Weirdness
Monday, 20 Sep 1999

Ahh... What a deliciously strange mood! So zen-like although in the middle of a rather hectic insane phase. But what's new? Certianly not insanity. That's an old bag. I'm always nuts. ha ha ha... Feel my wrath! I know the mystical wisdom of the severed head of Yoda! He speaks to me at night, you know. He whispers so only I can hear the silent wisdom of the force. I am learning, as I will be every day, but soon (in the universal infinate sense) I will have amassed enough power to conquer the world. Ahh...You puny petty humans. You are nothing in the face of Yoda and the force. It's all about the Cat-in-the-Hat socks. They bring glory to this meager existance. Do ye not understand? Tu es bete! Bete! Bete! Bete! Fool! How dare you mock the sacred severed head of Yoda! No one understands the frivolousness of this mortal existance. My bra size is 32c, but who fricking cares? Is that any reflection on my self worth? No, i don't think so. Yoda knows. Yoda transcends this shitty materialistic stupid existance. God damn it, my wisdom tooth hurts. Maybe I have an infection in my brain, something that makes the very connections and inner workings of my mind inherantly wrong. It would explain a lot, but i can't believe that. It undermines the very fibers of my being. I have to believe that there is some reason that the severed head of Yoda speaks to me. What is the rationale of my existance? What is the rationale of all existance? It sure as hell doesn't seem to be about any sort of lasting spiritual happiness. You know, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that we're all fucked. I may be the least fucked of us all because I realize it. Few ever realize it. Damn. We're all screwed because of our own stupidity. I'm going to go back to bed. Maybe Yoda will come and tell me of the force.

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