Sucky Haiku

your glassy eyed glaze
my words hauntingly amaze
you should learn english

Ow, it hurts like hell,
I think it got bitten off.
So how can it hurt?

enormous woodtick
the size of a basketball
sucks on my armpit

"We do it too much"
so we had sex seven times
Does she respect me?

In biology
we skinned a smelly dead cat
I found the liver

a pink elephant!
no, it's two... or is it three?
damn that tequila!

Dark night of the soul
I am so tired of it all
Someone kill me now

the fish are on fire
like all those old wax mormons
they taste like jello

at your apartment,
on a cold winter evening...
we danced in the nude.

O, garage door switch
you cannot make me love you
though you have my soul

My slippers await
The bunny enfolds my foot
Bestiality?

Your smell enfolds me.
My hands and mouth reach for you.
Play-Doh is for me.

Don't marry that man
You fool you are meant for me
Oh her? She's my wife

dark-helmeted knight
kung-fu grip across the room
I'm your father, Luke