Hey Mom can I keep her ?
For $5 I got my picture with this cute little kitty at
a local outdoorsy fea market. Trick is, the milk bottle distracts
the tiger from thinking about how delicious your leg or arm might be.
So I'm watching the milk bottle empty and worried my time is running out,
but that was not what I should have been worried about. The flash
went off on the camera and the bright light freaked out the tiger.
"Poor kitty must be scared..", I thought to myself as I dashed to the cage
door that was rapidly being closed by the camera guys niece.
I felt an incredible weight on my shoulder as my face buried itself into
old smelly hay. When I looked up, I could see a tiger striped butt
heading for the cotten candy machine. Said the camera man:
"Why in the hell does she keep doin' that?"
