The Great Story
Paul "Burroughs" Counce, Born ??/??/???? Died ??/??/????. Forged in fire, he was destined to become king of all gothdom and would rule with an iron fist. One day he stepped on a nice puddle of hair and he knew then that good things would happen, he realised that matter is only a slow vibration and to all this things are true, with this fact in mind, he started the Cult of the Gothic Emu, based on the teachings of Lonnie P. Velvet. this soon failed because he finally realised that no-one (at least no one he could find) would worship a large bird or listen to the words of a pimp, this was the beginning on the end. the years that followed, he wandered the earth, searching for that spark of knowledge that would make his life worth living once more.. he found himself in what was then known as Bonoland, where he found food, shelter, and the Gilbrator, which he picked up immediatly.. soon he started a slushie bar in the capital city BiengGothRulzInTooManyWaysToMention, this was a very good turn in events, he kicked his 200 grain a day heroin habit and settled down into eating mud, rehab drove him to eating chicken for a while but this passed quickly.