What can i say about Jacques "hypno-funk" Granger? Well, a lot actually.. he's the rock-a-saurus, a keen piece o rock, the man who saved the world for rock, the man who came from the planet rock, a true rock sandwich, the only graduate from rock and roll highschool, the loadstone of rockdome, a person who loves to rock, the omni-rocker, a hellafied rock machine, a rocking thrill in the pants, rock 'till you are Jacques.

Jacques is living in a large cublicle of non-conductive fluid in a state bordering a province in the small town of Fuzzlevel (bought by Iron Butterly in 1973). Here, he is digging all the good vibes and is resting for his final rule over aquatic life forms. He is pictured here in his natural state, a big rock.