Waiting for Minako by DDFA (Mark A Page) Part Two - The Book -------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park, somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Both Makoto and Ami have slightly concerned expressions on their faces. Makoto: She's probably hiding around the corner, having a good laugh at our expense. Ami: Yes. yes, she probably is. Makoto: That bloody cow! I bet she's just over there, behind that row of bushes, chuckling away all to herself. Ami: Yes. Makoto: Some friend she is, doing this to us. Why I ought to give her the pounding of her life. Ami: Hmm. Makoto: I'd like to see her get out of this one. She's probably turn up with that sickening smile on her face, all innocent. As if we didn't know what was going on. Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Well, she's got another think coming if she tries to outwit Kino Makoto. Yessiree. Ami: Yes. Makoto: Hehehe. Just you wait, you blond ditz. These fists are for you! Ami: Hai. Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: Don't just pull out a book like that and start reading when I'm trying to talk to you. Ami: Hmm. Makoto: It's so rude. Ami: Hai. Makoto: Are you listening to me? Ami: Hmm. Makoto: You're not listening to me, are you? Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Hey Ami, wanna date with Umino? Ami: Hai. Makoto: Did you get to sleep with Urawa-san? Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Do you like swimming nude in chocolate custard? Ami: Yes. Makoto: Is Rei a self-obsessed pyromaniac? Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Does Minako give headjobs to all the boys in the locker room? Ami: Hmm? Makoto: I see you've finally woken up. Ami: Does Minako do WHAT? Makoto: Well, at least you can still be roused out of your bookworm fugue, if nothing else. Ami: Mako-chan, that's sick! How could you say such a thing about Mina-chan? Makoto: It's a good thing you didn't pay attention to all the other things I said, then. Ami: Like what? Makoto: Forget it. It isn't important. Ami: Mako-chan.... Makoto: What's your book about? Ami: Hmm? Makoto: What's your book about? Ami: You mean this book? Makoto: Yes, that book. Can you see any other books lying about? Ami: There's no need to be rude. Makoto: Sorry. Ami: If you're vaguely interested, it happens to be an educational summary on the life cycle of the garden snail. Makoto: You're right, I was only vaguely interested. Ami: To which I say it is extremely slow reading. Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: You're pulling my leg, aren't you? Ami: ..... Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: ..... Ami: Yes. Makoto: Why, you little.... Ami: Ah ah ah.... Settle down, now. Remember why we're here. Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: To wait for Minako? Ami: Good guess. Ten points for Mako-chan. Makoto: She's really late, you know. Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Really, really late. Ami: Hmm. Makoto: Will you stop zoning off into your book and pay more attention to me? END OF PART 5 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Will Minako ever arrive? Is Ami really reading a book, or is it all a figment of Makoto's and Ami's imaginations? Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by Makoto and Ami, in "Waiting for Minako", sponsored by Deathtrap Airlines, where flying isn't just a pleasure, it's a nightmare experience. ^_^ _________ / @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page) / / ^ ^ \ \ ayanami@merlin.net.au /\ Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of \/ \/ the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan \___________/ Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese /_/ \_\ PU Animation Society