Waiting for Minako by DDFA (Mark A Page) Part Seven - The Replacements -------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene: Makoto and Ami, sitting on a brick wall in an empty park, somewhere in Tokyo. In the background are the sounds of distant explosions and various emergency vehicles. There is smoke blowing across the sky from somewhere in another part of town. Makoto is staring off into space whilst Ami is looking up at her, mischievously. Makoto: I wonder where she's gotten to. Ami: Probably sleeping with Artemis. Makoto: AMI-CHAN! Ami: Teehee.... Makoto: You know, you've gotten real ecchi in your old age. Ami: I am NOT ecchi.... I just have my moments.... Makoto: Yeah, where you are a sick, perverted little creep. Ami: That's not fair. You're as much a sick, perverted little creep as I am. Makoto: ..... Ami: ..... Makoto: Gee, you know, you're right. Ami: Nice to see you're admitting to your faults for once. Makoto: It doesn't change the fact that you go around dissing others in a perverted manner.... Minako sleep with Artemis? Oh puhleeeeeze.... Ami: Well, I'm bored. Makoto: Well, so am I.... Minako is so damn late. Ami: I wanna do something else, rather than just sit around here and wait for the blond bubblehead to show up.... Makoto: Ami.... Ami: What? Makoto: You called Minako a blond bubblehead.... Ami: So? Makoto: You NEVER call anyone a bubblehead. Ami: So? What's so special about that? Makoto: It's SO out of character for you to do that. Ami: You're right.... It must be my old age. How old are we all supposed to be, now? Makoto: Sixteen at last count. Ami: Sixteen my ass.... Twenty would be more realistic an age. Makoto: Shhh.... Don't let anyone hear that.... You'll dispel a well-worn myth.... Ami: ..... Makoto: ..... Ami: Argh! I can't stand this.... I want to be somewhere else. Makoto: Settle down. Ami: No! I want a holiday from this, with all expenses paid! Makoto: Don't be silly. We're supposed to be waiting for Minako. Ami: I noticed. I just have to mouth off my objections. Makoto: I mean, it's not as if anyone is going to come along and replace us for a while, or anything. Michiru: You were saying? Makoto: What the.... Where the hell did Ami go? Michiru: I replaced her, my dear. She was exhibiting signs of fanfic fatigue, and the writer decided it was time to give her a holiday. Makoto: What the hell.... I didn't know this was in our contract! Michiru: That's because you can't read, my dear. Makoto: Oh yes.... I keep forgetting. Michiru: Now then.... Where were we? Makoto: We were waiting for Minako. Michiru: Ah, now I remember. It says so in the title. Yes, very well.... We shall wait for Minako with much passion. Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: ..... Makoto: ..... Michiru: Ack! That's it! I can't take this! Makoto: What's wrong with you? Michiru: How am I expected to wait for that blond-haired imbecile with someone like you? Makoto: What are you saying? Michiru: You're too stupid, my dear, to engender any witty repartee'. I'm afraid you're going to HAVE to be replaced, too.... Makoto: Is that an insult? Michiru: Yes. Makoto: Why you.... Haruka: Ah, just in time, it seems. Michiru: Haruka, my love. Haruka: Michiru, my darling. Michiru: Come to my arms. Insert sounds of much divine passion here. Michiru: This is, most certianly, a lot better. Haruka: I could see things were not going well between you and that lame-ass Jupiter. I just HAD to intervene. Michiru: Yes, but now we face an even greater dilemma. Haruka: What is that, my love? Michiru: Why would a pair of suave and sophisticated intelligentia, like ourselves, be waiting for an inbred imbecile the likes of Venus? Haruka: Why, you have a point there. Michiru: I do declare, that we replace this wait for Venus with a person of greater standing. Haruka: How about Setsuna.... She is much more worthy to wait for. Michiru: Indeed. We shall wait for Setsuna. Haruka: ..... Michiru: ..... Haruka: She's late. Michiru: Yes, she's late. Haruka: Very very late. Michiru: Yes, she's very very late. END OF PART 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------- Will Setsuna ever arrive? Have Haruka and Michiru really replaced Makoto and Ami, or is it all a figment of their imaginations? Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of the enthralling wait by Haruka and Michiru, in "Waiting for Setsuna", brought to you by Deathbed Pharmeceuticals, where pain relief is just a morgue away. ^_^ _________ / @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page) / / ^ ^ \ \ ayanami@merlin.net.au /\ Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of \/ \/ the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan \___________/ Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese /_/ \_\ PU Animation Society Version 1.7356463746395047364 - 13th Jul 1998