Crusade: 2001
Greetings from Chicago! Yes, this is my new website, yet another attempt at web design and an updated look for Fall 2001, my new beginning (of sorts) at Clarke College. Links to a lot of places, my journal (provided by LiveJournal), and some other fun stuff await here. I don't know how often I'll update but I'll give it a try anyway and see if it doesn't work. :)
Updated 8 Aug 2001. Copyright 2001, The Commissioner. ISL is a registered trademark of the Illinois Social League. All rights reserved. Any retransmission or rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is highly encouraged...because they won't care. Patent pending. Any violation of these rules constitutes a violation of United States Copyright Law and will result in up to five years in prison, a $100,000 fine, and a representative from Frain/Nepywoda/Zathros/Tracey/Davidson-Bell Ventures showing up on your doorstep to make your life a living hell. Trust me, we know where you live. To join the board, send $9.95 plus shipping and handling to the address shown on your screen. Or just agree that Tim should go to HC, because we all know he should. Any resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is intended. Especially if they're dead. Tickets are sold out. But if you hang out near the stadium on opening day, you might be able to pick one up. I hear Bubba the Love Sponge has a couple extra tickets...but his asking price is pretty high, even for me. Still, go ahead and talk to him. Scalping tickets on stadium grounds is strictly prohibited. So go off the grounds and do it.
That is all.