Funny-ness

This is your funny for the month...

It is called:

HoW To KeEp A HeAlThY LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD DrIvE OtHeR PeOpLe InSaNe

1. At luch time, sit in a parked car a nd point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that you e-mail address be "[email protected]" or "[email protected]".
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries witht that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it IN.
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the cofee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field for all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'.
10. Finish all of your sentences with: "In accordance with the prophecy."
11. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
12. dont use any punctuation or capitalization
13. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
14. Ask people what sex they are.
15. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
18. Find out where your boss shops and buy the exact same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective is your boss is the opposite gender.)
19. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
20. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
21. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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