Goth?
Or, What is so cool about playing dead?
It sure looks fun...
This
world has gotten way too complicated. Just a few days ago, April
1st, a college girl asked me as I walked back to my fiance's dorm room
if I was a Goth. Seeing as how I didn't wish to involve myself with
anyone lacking a self preservation instinct, (what female talks to random
strangers dressed in leather jackets and walking along scowling?), I simply
said "Yes I am a Goth."
"But what type of Goth?" she asked right back.
Normally I have a one liner or a sarcastic remark for almost any situation.
But God-Damned if that remark didn't just fry my mind. I was even
more shocked to hear my mouth open and reply...
"Techno Goth."
"Cool, can I have your number?" she asked.
At
this point I ran away wishing to know what the hell had just happened.
There are different types of Goth? Techno Goth? What the hell
is a Techno Goth?
Here before you is a Goth's classification chart to Goth.
Goth Chart
Goth...
Wannabe Goth
Leech Goth...
Vampire
Bleeder Goth... notfinished
Suicidal, real
Pain Goth...
linksaredown Body Piercer
Morbid Goth...
Suicidal, fake
Techno Goth...
Music Lover
Happy Goth...
Druggy
Black Goth...
Fashionable
Mainstream Goth...
???
Bipolar Goth...
Alley Lurker
Celeb Goth...
Rock star
Shock Goth...
JTHM
Old School Goth...
Reminiscer/Liar
Punk Goth...
Says OY a lot
Gothite...
15 and under
Goth Lite...
Fed up with Goth
Mag Goth...
Magazine Model
Net Goth...
MIRC Goth
Soul Goth...
Poetic/Thinker
Dead Goth...
Happy Goth
Andro Goth...
Cross Dresser
Angst Goth...
Annoying
Cartoon Goth...
Comic Reader
Bone Goth...
Militant Goth
Necro Goth...
In it for the SEX
Club Goth...
<--DUH
Look
at the list above...
Pick
the one that sounds like you!!!
Enjoy
the sarcastic dark Humor!!
