Waitress
 
"Excuse me sir, are you ready to order?"
(watch this jerk leave me a quarter)
"Yes,sir,that dinner is very good."
(a small lie any, waitress would)
"Would you like baked, mashed or F.fried potatoes?)
(any one and you'd be a true hero)
"Which soup Dejour would you care for."
(either will give heartburn galore)
"Here's your dinner , can I get you anything?"
(a 44-magnum, that's what I'd like to bring)
"Sorry sir, I didn't hear you say ..no gravy."
(Here I go to the cooks, Lord give me bravery)
"All finished? Would you care for dessert?"
(decisions, deccisions, no..too cheap to pay for it)
"More coffee, sure...of course."
(Any more you could drownd a horse)
"There you are sir, have a nice day"
(There are a couple more thngs I wish I could say)
"Oh, Boy Look ..I'm Rich.!!"
(He left me a dime the son of a !@##$)