Waitress
"Excuse me sir, are you ready
to order?"
(watch this jerk leave me
a quarter)
"Yes,sir,that dinner is very
good."
(a small lie any, waitress
would)
"Would you like baked, mashed
or F.fried potatoes?)
(any one and you'd be a true
hero)
"Which soup Dejour would you
care for."
(either will give heartburn
galore)
"Here's your dinner , can
I get you anything?"
(a 44-magnum, that's what
I'd like to bring)
"Sorry sir, I didn't hear
you say ..no gravy."
(Here I go to the cooks, Lord
give me bravery)
"All finished? Would you care
for dessert?"
(decisions, deccisions, no..too
cheap to pay for it)
"More coffee, sure...of course."
(Any more you could drownd
a horse)
"There you are sir, have a
nice day"
(There are a couple more thngs
I wish I could say)
"Oh, Boy Look ..I'm Rich.!!"
(He left me a dime the son
of a !@##$)