Bloom
and Birofunkel rather like this line. In fact, we
rather
like Paul. However, after hearing him reveal that "short, little span of
attention" (from "You can call me
Al")
was penis joke which apparently nobody got, we have
become
a little suspicious of just how innocent he actually
is.
So we have begun to search for more penis-references
in his
songs, and have come up with an alarming number of
examples.
A list of the latter follows below. It is by no
means
exhaustive and we fear that we may have just touched
the
surface (there we go again!!!) of a phenomenon that
has
escaped people's attention completely. ...Or has it? Email us if you also
think there might be more to the "seeds" that were left "while [he] was
sleeping"!