(1) What does
a vampire need before it can enter your home?
a. a clove of garlic
b. an order from
the Master
c. a piece of kryptonite
d. an invitation
(2) When they're
not in the library, Buffy and friends can often be found at which local
club?
a. The Bronze
b. The Viper Room
c. The Topaz
d. Le Bar Bat
(3) You know them
as Xander and Willow, but Buffy's sidekicks also have these last names:
a. Kracow and Chase
b. Summers and Ethan
c. Harris and Rosenberg
d. Poirot and Marple
(4) When a chick
named Kendra came to Sunnydale, why was Buffy a little bit confused?
a. Because she claimed
to be a slayer.
b. Because she was
a female vampire.
c. Because she looked
just like Buffy.
d. Because she wanted
to steal Angel.
(5) During which
school event did Cordelia discover Buffy's slayerhood?
a. the prom
b. cheerleader tryouts
c. the homecoming
football game
d. the school musical
(6) Why does Buffy
need to keep a special eye on Spike the vampire?
a. He's got a crush
on Willow.
b. He likes to steal
blood from local hospitals.
c. He tries to cheat
off her exams all the time
d. He's got a history
of killing slayers.
(7) Why is it
really hard to be scared of the Annointed?
a. He's always eating
ice cream.
b. He speaks with
a lisp.
c. He looks like
a child.
d. He's invisible.
(8) How did Buffy
ultimately destroy the Master?
a. by crushing his
bones with a sledgehammer
b. by pushing him
off a balcony onto a nasty bed of spikes
c. by driving a
stake through his heart
d. by baking him
a poisoned cake
(9) What real-life
band failed to attract much of a turnout in Sunnydale?
a. Cibo Matto
b. The Cardigans
c. No Doubt
d. Death in Vegas
(10) Why did Buffy
have some serious slaying problems on Halloween?
a. She had eaten
too much candy corn.
b. She was worried
about her mother's new boyfriend.
c. She was dressed
as a nineteenth century lady.
d. She was kidnapped
by a gang of ghosts.
1) a.1 b.2 c.1 d.3 _____
2) a.3 b.1 c.2 d.1 _____
3) a.1 b.2 c.3 d.1 _____
4) a.3 b.1 c.1 d.1 _____
5) a.3 b.2 c.1 d.1 _____
6) a.1 b.1 c.1 d.3 _____
7) a.1 b.2 c.3 d.1 _____
8) a.3 b.2 c.1 d.1 _____
9) a.3 b.2 c.1 d.1 _____
10) a.1 b.1 c.3 d.1 _____
Total _____
10-16: Buffy Fan
You're definitely
into Buffy, but it's not like you're gonna cancel plans just to catch an
episode. When you're around to watch it
though, you think
it's pretty cool. So you don't memorize every plot twist. That's OK, we
won't send any vampires your way
-- yet!
17-23: Buffy Fanatic
You're way into the
show: You know all the characters' names, think Sarah rock, and have a
picture of Angel somewhere in
your room. But that
doesn't mean you're glued to the TV every time it's on. You've got other
things to do -- like visit the Buffy
Web site!
24-30: Buff Daddy
This, BTW, was where I fell! I was so proud! -- nmw
If you could major
in Slayerhood, you would. You know as much about Buffy as Buffy herself.
In other words, you're a
die-hard fan. That's
cool -- those nayslayers who don't like the show have no idea what they're
missing. Just don't start hanging
out in cemeteries.
Copyright 1998 Twist Magazine.