What's Your Buffy IQ?
 
Buffy kicks butt. But do you kick butt at Buffy trivia? Sink you teeth into our quiz to check your slayer smarts
by Darcy Lockman
 

(1) What does a vampire need before it can enter your home?
a. a clove of garlic
b. an order from the Master
c. a piece of kryptonite
d. an invitation

(2) When they're not in the library, Buffy and friends can often be found at which local club?
a. The Bronze
b. The Viper Room
c. The Topaz
d. Le Bar Bat

(3) You know them as Xander and Willow, but Buffy's sidekicks also have these last names:
a. Kracow and Chase
b. Summers and Ethan
c. Harris and Rosenberg
d. Poirot and Marple

(4) When a chick named Kendra came to Sunnydale, why was Buffy a little bit confused?
a. Because she claimed to be a slayer.
b. Because she was a female vampire.
c. Because she looked just like Buffy.
d. Because she wanted to steal Angel.

(5) During which school event did Cordelia discover Buffy's slayerhood?
a. the prom
b. cheerleader tryouts
c. the homecoming football game
d. the school musical

(6) Why does Buffy need to keep a special eye on Spike the vampire?
a. He's got a crush on Willow.
b. He likes to steal blood from local hospitals.
c. He tries to cheat off her exams all the time
d. He's got a history of killing slayers.

(7) Why is it really hard to be scared of the Annointed?
a. He's always eating ice cream.
b. He speaks with a lisp.
c. He looks like a child.
d. He's invisible.

(8) How did Buffy ultimately destroy the Master?
a. by crushing his bones with a sledgehammer
b. by pushing him off a balcony onto a nasty bed of spikes
c. by driving a stake through his heart
d. by baking him a poisoned cake

(9) What real-life band failed to attract much of a turnout in Sunnydale?
a. Cibo Matto
b. The Cardigans
c. No Doubt
d. Death in Vegas
 

(10) Why did Buffy have some serious slaying problems on Halloween?
a. She had eaten too much candy corn.
b. She was worried about her mother's new boyfriend.
c. She was dressed as a nineteenth century lady.
d. She was kidnapped by a gang of ghosts.
 



                                                 Scoring:

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                                                    Total _____
 

So, how Buffed are you...?

                              10-16: Buffy Fan

You're definitely into Buffy, but it's not like you're gonna cancel plans just to catch an episode. When you're around to watch it
though, you think it's pretty cool. So you don't memorize every plot twist. That's OK, we won't send any vampires your way
-- yet!
 

                              17-23: Buffy Fanatic

You're way into the show: You know all the characters' names, think Sarah rock, and have a picture of Angel somewhere in
your room. But that doesn't mean you're glued to the TV every time it's on. You've got other things to do -- like visit the Buffy
Web site!
 

                               24-30: Buff Daddy

This, BTW, was where I fell! I was so proud! -- nmw

If you could major in Slayerhood, you would. You know as much about Buffy as Buffy herself. In other words, you're a
die-hard fan. That's cool -- those nayslayers who don't like the show have no idea what they're missing. Just don't start hanging
out in cemeteries.
 

Copyright 1998 Twist Magazine.