The Rules of Slaying
Rule 1
Walk tough. Talk
tough. Be tough.
Rule 2
Provide whatever
assistance you can, but
know your strengths
and weaknesses.
Rule 3
Be properly respectful
about your
calling asnd
its traditions.
Rule 4
Keep your cool.
Don't let little things like
homicidal boyfriends
distract you.
Rule 5
Don't be fooled
by a lull in Slayage.
Stake all you
want, they'll make more.
Rule 6
Seek a proper
balence in your life.
Rule 7
Be vigilant in
regard to personal morale.
Rule 8
Personal apperance
is important in making a
good first impression.
Rule 9
When faced with
the unknown,
go with your
instincts.
Rule 10
Wherever you
can, inspire faith in your allies
and loathing
in your enimies.
Rule 11
Be patient.
Rule 12
Safeguard your
identity as the
Slayer at all
times.