7. She turned "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" into a credible show

6. She lives in California, as does Gwen Stefani, so she must be cool

5. She's only 5'3, so she and I can see eye to eye 

4. She made getting thrown out of a window (Scream 2) look sexy 

3. She was on some soap a few years ago, but was smart enough to leave 

2. She said she doesn't use the Internet, and everyone knows only losers use the Internet
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1. BECAUSE I SAID SO - that's reason enough.