"Hey, larvae boy! Yeah, I'm talking to you, ya big cootie!" - Xander, "What's My Line?" (part 2)
 

"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away." - Xander, "The Witch"
 

"A visit from the pointed tooth fairy." -Xander, "Passion"
 

"Can we say stuck in the 80's?" - Xander, "Ted"
 

Xander: "You were looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck, I saw that."
Angel: "No I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
             - "Prophecy Girl"
 

Willow: "I mean, why else would she be acting like a b-i-t-c-h?"
Giles: "Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out."
Xander: "A bitca?"
 

Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with dead boy on this one."
Angel: "Would you not call me that?"
 
 
"You can always try the old "you missed me" routine, but it's risky, only go there for chocolate, understood?" - Xander, "Halloween"

 
"So how come Halloween is such a big yawner? I mean do the demons just hate how commercial its become?" - Xander, "Halloween"
 

Xander: "My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxadermist by day but by night is was
booze, whores and fur flying. Were their whores?
Buffy says: "No."
Xander: "Give it time."

 
"I mean, the dead rose! We should at least have an assembly."
 

"You da man, Buff."
 

"Forgivness is my middle name. Well actually, it's LaVelle."
 

"Why don't you pick on someone your own species?"
 

"Did I mention that I hate this school?"
 

"Bye, bye now. I'm completly inanimate. Redrum! Redrum!"
 

"You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe!"
 

"It's time for me to act like a man. And hide."
 

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away...
 

"I mock you with my monkey pants."
 

It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you  want it to.
 

Yesterday life was like, "oh no, pop quiz!" Today it's "rain of toad"...
 

 First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in   Sunnydale.
 
 

We're right behind you. Only, further back.      To read makes our speaking english good.      to Buffy: "I don't deconstruct your seques."

to Buffy and Willow regarding (i think cordelia?): "She is the master of the single entendre."
 

"lets stop this whirly gig of fun!"
 

"stop staring at my neck... I told you to eat before we left!!"
 

"you're not a praying mantis, are you?"
 

"ooh! crazed dance fest at the bronze... Quiet dance craze at the bronze... Moping at the Bronze..."
 

"Buffster,,,Queen of Buffonia,,,I TOTALLY renounce spandex!"      Willow: My egg is Jewish   Xander: You should teach it that Dreydll song!   and "Buffy, Angel- Smoochies!"

 

a note tied to a rock with Cordelia's watch is thrown through window.
BUFFY: Come to the Bronze before it opens or we make her a meal.
XANDER: They're going to make her dinner?!?...I'm going to pretend that I didn't say that.
 

Giles: is everything in order for the party?
Xander: sure is, you ready to get down you funky party weasel
 

" I resent that! Or possibly Thank you!"
 

"Very suave...very not pathetic".
 

"I am Xander king of cretins may all other cretins bow down before me"
 

 "You have too many thoughts" which I love.
 

And then there's- "Cause you never know if a girl's gonna say Yes, or pull out your-still-beating-heart and crush itwith her heel"
 
 

Buffy-"safe to say, Slaying is a lot more dangerous than dating."
Xander-"well, you're obviously not dating Cordy"
 
 

So, do we have to speak Spanish when we see him, because I don't know anything

much  besides Doritos and Chihuaua!!!!      Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me.      I am the bug man! coo coo ca-choo!

 

"You can't fight back, cuz you're Amish! I mock you with my Ice Cream Cone Amish Guy!!"
 
 

"LETS PLAY A LITTLE GAME I LIKE TO CALL... BLACKMAIL"
 
 

"Scoring at the Bronze, work it out girlfriend!"
 

"Whoa...let's stop this crazy whirlygig of fun...I'm Dizzy!"
 

"I have my pride...Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do This!"
 

"Someone else's loss is my chocolaty goodness!"
 

"Mmmmm...card-boardy..."
 
 

"Wait, I think I have an idea. Oh, wait, I have a plan... Now I have a wiggins."
 
 

I'm seventeen. looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
 

Willow: "She's acting like a BITCH"
Giles: "Willow, I think we're a little old to be spelling out words,"
Xander: "A Bica?"
 
 

I do not babble. I occasionally run-on, every now and then I yammer...
 
 

from Killed by Death:   my whole life flashed before my eyes.   Gotta get me a life...      my favorite, I am the bug man! coo coo ca-choo!