Top 10 Things A Male Would Do If They Woke

Up And Had A Vagina For One Day

• 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
•   9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
•   8. See if they could finally do splits.
•   7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
•   6. Cross their legs without rearranging.
•   5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.
•   4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
•   3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
•   2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.


And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina

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1. Finally find that damned G-spot.!!!!!