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The First Manifesto of Anarcho Pogromatic Dualism. 1887.
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Introduction by Royston Tappitt.
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"Brothers Unite! Sisters Unite! and all transient creatures join us as one. Together we can, and will, usurp this corrupt Parliament, this doctrinaire Clergy, these strutting popinjays that are the Royal Family. Even Queen Victoria herself will not be spared in this, our Revolution.
"This pogrom that is our Philosophy will bring triumph for those toil by making manifest the vile corruption that is rife amongst the upper orders of our unjust and socially-tiered society. If need be, we ourselves will pervert and corrupt these flatulent flagellants. We will gain the whip hand!
"Brothers, Sisters, and all transient creatures, I bring you my Philosophy. I bring you Anarcho Porgomatis Dualism!"
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The Prologue.
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"Take heed of these words which now follow for they are my humble gift to this stinking, divisive society in which we suffer.
"Live by this Philosophy and gain your rightful inheritence.
"Together, we shall inherit the earth!"
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Twelve First Steps In Anarchy by Royston Tappitt.
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1. All transient creatures are born equal. Do not place sentience afore transcience; contrariwise, I say to you transcience afore sentience.
2. Bow down not before Lords and Ladies but, rather, spit opun their trappings of wealth. An honest man's spittle is worth one thousand times one thousand the sovereigns in a patrician's purse.
3. We have not the weapons nor wealth of our oppressors, therefore I say to you: Wage war with what we do have. At every opportunity disseminate the pox and the clap to our enemy. Let us fight corruption by corruptinr the corrupted!
4. Eat not flesh nor fish nor fowl.
5. Heed not the teachings of the Church.
6. Heed not the laws of Parliament.
7. Heed not the words of the Sovereign.
8. I repeat to you, all transient creatures are born equal therefore: follow only this, the Philosophy of your one true figurehead for in these teachings you will find true emancipation.
9. We have no use for shrinking violets. At all times stand proud. Our attire must be no less than gaudy. My Subjects! Let it be made clear that even Joseph in his coat of many colours would appear drab in the company of a true follower of Tappitt!
10. Above all, take my words as Law. In your daily toil gain satisfaction in their promise of freedom. Furthermore, unburden yourselves of the fruits of your toil by funding the one true cause.
11. Finally, lead a chaste life and remember the words of Marcus Aurelius: Tibi ipsi violentium frequenter fac.
12. I say again: All transient creatures are born equal.
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