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| Is she a keeper? |
when she doesn't just give BJ's on your birthday.
when she knows metal isn't just a "phase".
when she pop's a beer when you walk in the door.
when she can't miss the simpson's just like you.
when she says,"no officer, thats my knife". J/K
when she socks you when you go to far, and it hurts.
when she wear's a wife beater, thats all!
when she suprises you at work with food.
when, after you break up with her she says,"can we still have sex?"
when she never starts the conversation with,"so i was reading in cosmo. . ." Or "so oprah says. . ."
if she's ever said, "i think you could use a new grill."
if she doesn't have to be mad at you to hit you.
when she knows how hard and where to bite.
if she's ever said,"who cares if the neighbors can hear us."
if she doesn't use the word "fuck" just when she's pissed.
if she knows the words (and sings along ) to the songs, "BOB", "lipstick" or "asshole".
she knows how to cook, she enjoys cooking, but never insists on cooking.
if she's ever wanted to shave you, (head, face, whatever)
if cherries make her blush.
if she knows how to tell a joke. (or dirty joke)
she calls to tell you where she's going, but not to ask permission.
if she's never given blue balls, always gotten it off someway somehow.
if she can chime in when the conversation is about; war, fire, and or fighting.
if midnight isn't "too late" to go out.
two words "home movie".
when she can recite quotes from the simpsons or south park.
she's standing and singing all the words through the whole Korn concert.
when its never just a salad for dinner, but not a 32 oz. steak either
when you ask for an Allen wrench and she hands you a . . . Allen wrench!!
if she's ever reminded you that your favorite team is playing. ( Steelers, Penguins, ect )