Jokes

Jesus is Watching You


A thief broke into a house, and was about to pilfer the house when he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He looked around through the shadows, but saw no one and passed it off as his imagination. He resumed his job and heard again, "Jesus is watching you!" This time when he looked around, he saw a parrot. "Are you saying that?" he asked the parrot. "Yes. My name is Moses." replied the pet. The thief muttered to himself, "Who would name their parrot Moses?" The parrot then said, "The same people who would name their rotweiler Jesus!"



Clever Question


The house in question has 3 walls, each having southern exposure. There is a bear inside. What color is the bear?

Answer: A Polar Bear, because in order to have a house with three southern-facing walls, the house would have to be directly on top of the North Pole. And only the only bears that live at the North Pole are Polar Bears.