Inside Jokes
This page is dedicated to (in no particular order): Fingers Malone, Miss Veronica, Lenny the Looker, Drop Dead Diane, Father Speduccio, Mr. Desdemona (especially Mr. Desdemona ;>), Saint Balls, and many, many more...
I've been wanting to do this for quite a while. Inside jokes are the sort of thing everybody laughs at, whether they get the joke or not. (Usually, they don't, but it's the "smile and nod" theory in action once again.) If you understand the jokes, great! If not, well, then, just smile and nod for a while, then progress to another section of Weirdnicity.
GET ON WITH IT!
Oh, there's one now. They're getting impatient...
From T.B.O.W.#2
- Pantomime a flea on a hot plate!
- I want to graduate to the Imperial March!
- Ewww, Pomp and Circumstance...
- Play it in cut time! Hee hee, let's see them graduate to that!
- Aaagh! Uh...I mean, hi...sorry, reflex.
- Did you go swimming?
- If you ask me that again, I'll have to bludgeon you.
- Did you go swimming?
- Bio With Mr. Beaker
- Beaker's having a funtime!
- Tim poked the Hero...
- That's disgusting!
- What's prodigal mean?
- He looks like a chicken McNugget!
- I have a lesson. Really. Don't give me that look!
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
- SPOON!
- I am not an orc!
- No! Not another Orin! They're all named Orin, aren't they?
- This has been a message from your local S.P.E.S.(W.T.H.L.)*. Thank you.
- You're here a little late for the tournament.
- Do you have the Forethought Amulet?
- How about a Forethought Omelet?
- What is the air speed velocity of a swallow being dropped down your throat?
- An African or European swallow?>
- The cheerleaders are in a pyramid formation...anybody got a slingshot?
- How about a catapult?
- But you were supposed to evacuate the school!
- You pervert! (splat)
- You wash your feet in it...(flush)
- Obsess silently, please!
- The Hadoken-ing Muslin Pig
- I will rule the world! (Oh, sorry, just thinking out loud.)
- Hola, Senor Papa Cabesa!
- ...fantastical creatures, like unicorns and virgins...
- I only skidded once. And it was a controlled skid.
- Hey! The Veteran Bodyguard looks just like Hawk!
- ...and the ants came marching down, into the ground, to get out of the chicken!
- What's Akira?
- Hey...where'd the guys go?
- Shut up! Just...just...shut up! I don't want to hear this anymore!
- I don't think you want a study hall. I think you just want a practice room.
- Who told you?
- It is...a late Avian!
- Izzy's passionate kisses
- O Dark and Annoying One...
- the Dark Apostle's Mother
- the Nice Mercenary (who isn't)
- I told you to bring your cards!
- Long live Omeiran and the Spoony Bard!
- The Lich is there so we don't have to draw Hack's basement.
- Yay, portcullis!
- CLINK-BOINGG!
- Albatross!
- They've eaten all the livestock, and we may be next!
- Really! Hack's a nice person!
- Sir Homefry on the Grill
- Anybody want a dragon toe?
- The firedrake screams triumphantly...
- Vorlp stockle pop!
- Oh, shucky darn.
- What should I do with the immortal soul I won?
- Being in France in my underpants...
- Hello, body!
- Guinevere is a pious little bitch, isn't she?
- the augmented Air Elemental
- I don't know if I'm indecisive...
- It's Alpha!
- Great, a big crowd...and me without my chainsaw.
And many more to come...as I get time to type all these up. (There's five books with these sorts of lists in them. I'm just getting started on the first.) I'm only including the funniest, though. I honestly didn't think anyone would remember "SQUEAK."
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