(LIVING IN DENIAL CAN ADVERSELY AFFECT
YOUR HEALTH. SO FESS UP AND GET HEALTHY.)
1. Well, have you recently signed
up for, or decided to brush up on your French, just in case you happen
to bump into Roy Dupuis on your way home from school/work?
2. And have you planned or are
you planning a trip to Montreal just on the off chance that "you-know-who"
might be on hiatus and you might happen to drive by his farmhouse and need
to use le toilet? (If so, that French you learned will really come in handy.)
3. Have you been out shopping
for a long ankle-length coat (preferrably in red or black)? And do you
find yourself wishing Michael would take off that stupid jacket so you
can see what he looks like in those black stretch pants?
4. Do you tend to defend Michael's
behavior when he's been particularly awful to some other female operative
but want to smack him when he hurts Nikita?
5. Are you online reading this
right now, when you know you should be doing something else?
6. Do you go online immediately
after an episode airs to check out the chat?
7. Recently, you find that you're
hanging around the water cooler or faculty/student lounge just so you can
voice your opinion about, among other things, Madeline's "warm"
personality?
8. Do you think you could handle
Michael better than Nikita does?
9. Do you think you can handle
Nikita better than Michael does?
10. Did you suspect that Carla
wasn't what she seemed last season? At what point did you become suspicious?
(The plant in episode 1 did it for me. Please!)
11. Is Section starting to look
like a better place to work than your current job?
12. Could your immediate supervisor
give Operations lessons in ruthlessness?
13. Do you stop tape and read
what's on Birkoff's computer screen?
14. Do
you know this song?
15. Are you going to be a basket
case until the new season begins?
