Dengeki Shounen
by Azuki Ryou
Translation by Jill Astley
Version 1.0

 
pg1
Yui: It was a summer morning, with midterms just over and the school festival approaching, 
Minmin: Good morning, Yui
Yui: Good morning
Yui: That the one threat to my peaceful school life... 

Naoyuki: Yui-chaaan! 
Yui: He returned!! 
Yui: Eh? 

pg2-3
Cover 
Electric Shock Boy 

pg4
Pic 

pg5
Yui: Ichijouji Naoyuki----!? 
Girl: (Good Morning, Sendou-kun!) 
Sendou: (Hey) 

Naoyuki: Hello!  Yui-chan! 
Naoyuki: Your slave to love, your faithful servant, Ichijouji Naoyuki, is once again here, at your service! 
Yui: KYAAAA---!!! 

Naoyuki: Yui-chaaaan 
Yui: NOO! 
Girls: Kya, Sendou-kun

Naoyuki: Yui-chaan 
Yui: Gyaaaa 

pg6
Naoyuki: Yui-cha- 
Yui: STOP IT!!! 
<School Principal> 

Minmin: Calm down Yui!  Do you want to kill him? 
Student: What, what? 

Yui: Ninomiya Yui
Yui: Manju Academy
Yui: Grade 9

Naoyuki: Long time no see, Yui-chan 
Naoyuki: I missed you! 

Yui: I had finally escaped from this loud, boisterous Ichijouji Naoyuki
Yui: ...or so I had thought...

Sendou: Curse you, Ichijouji!!  How dare you make me, the school idol(self-appointed)fall down and look stupid!
Girl: (Are you OK, Sendou-kun?)

Minmin: I was just wondering why I haven't seem him around for a month or so, when he suddenly reappeared, Ichijouji... 

pg7
Minmin: Well, a festival boy like that is definitely needs to attend our school festival
Minmin: As the acting festival organizer I can only be grateful 
Yui: I'm not grateful at all! 
Yui: He never made sense from the first time we met
Naoyuki(in Yui's memory): Nice to meet you!  I'm Ichijouji Naoyuki! 
Yui(memory): Eh? <Grade 7> 
Naoyuki(in Yui's memory): This is sudden but I've fallen in love with you!! 
Naoyuki(in Yui's memory): (Yui-chaan!)
Yui: I don't know why he started to like me, but from then on, he's been chasing me and making me the joke of the school...
Yui: Give back my peaceful school life! 

Minmin: If you dislike it so much, why don't you tell him straight out? Methinks the lady doth protest too much, perhaps? 
Yui: I...I did tell him!  A month ago! 

Yui(memory): Would you cut it out!!! 

pg8
Yui(memory): My type of guy is tall, smart, good at basketball, and a sportsman! 
Yui(memory): Naoyuki-kun, you don't match up at all!  Get it!? 
Naoyuki: <Height 162cm><Grades below average><No good at team sports> 

Yui: I thought I had finally got him to give up with that... 
Minmin: You're pretty harsh, you know that?  Going that far... 
Sendou: So that's why it's been so quiet the last month Take that Ichijouji 

Minmin: So, Yui's ideal is Sendou-type huh? 
Yui: Eh... 

Minmin: Because he's over 180cm, he's top of the class, and, he's the ace of the basketball team! 
<Author's note: Middle school students like this don't really exist >

pg9
Yui: Whu...I was just looking for something to say...and just chose the exact opposite of Naoyuki-kun 
Sendou: I guess I could go chat a bit  (it's my duty as an idol)

Naoyuki: Yui-chaaan!
Naoyuki: I bought bread at the stand, and some for you too 
Naoyuki: (Which do you want?) 
Sendou: You...Curse you, Ichijouji...!!!

Yui: Stop it!  I said before, I hate pushy jerks!! 
Yui: Ah!  I went too far...?
Minmin: Man, she looks meek but she's severe 

Yui: Eh? 

pg10
<First Term Midterm Test Results> 
<1. Ichijouji Naoyuki (492)> 
<2. Sendou Kagehiko (48?)> 
<3. Yamada Kanzen (486)> 
<4.  Azuki Ryou (477)> 
Editor's Note: If anyone has Tenka Ichi Family!! Yamada, #3 is Aika's older brother!:) 

Naoyuki: Ha-ha-ha! Did you see?  This is the result of a month's hard training!  Ichijouji Naoyuki has been reborn as Super Naoyuki! 
Crowd: OOh, amazing! 
Yui: It can't be!!! 

Minmin: And I thought he was just a one-track idiot...Ichijouji's done well
Yui: That was just luck, it has to b... 

pg11
Girls: (Kyaa, Sendou-kun)
Sendou: Heh (Shucks)
Yui: After all, guys should be like this.  No matter how good their marks are, if there's nothing else...
Minmin: Yeah, but was it really necessary to dunk in gym class? 
Minmin: However, I can put his idol power to good use for the school festival... 
Yui: Minmin, you're the ultimate extreme event planner...

Sendou: That's right, I still have basketball.  I'm not going to worry about that one-track idiot's fluke test result...
Yui: !?
pg12
Student: Wow!  Ichijouji!
Student: He totally stole it from Sendou!
Crowd: (Go Naoyuki)

Sendou: Curse_You_Ichijouji!  Now you've really made me angry...
Crowd: (Yeah, great!)(Kya, Naoyuki-kun!)

Girl: Hey, don't you think Naoyuki-kun scores pretty high?
Girl: He's pretty cute once you really look at him too...
Yui: It's true, for a moment I couldn't take my eyes off him...
Naoyuki: Yuuuui-chan!

pg13
Naoyuki: Did you see?  Did you see? Now I'm Yui-chan's ideal...
Yui: I can't deal with this guy!  Now matter what I say I can't escape!
Sendou: Quit it, Ichijouji!  Can't you tell she doesn't want to?
Sendou: Nobody likes pushy guys

Naoyuki: Wha-What do you care Sendou?  It's none of your business  Don't act so touchy-feely
Sendou: It is my business

pg14
Sendou: The truth is, I've also liked Ninomiya-san from way before
Girls: (No, Sendou-kun!)
Yui: WHA-
Yui: What are you saying, Sendou-kun!?
Naoyuki: Whu

Sendou: Besides, her 'ideal' was
Sendou: 'A tall guy' right?
Sendou: <183cm>
Naoyuki: <162cm>

Minmin: Wait right there!

pg15
Yui: Mi...Minmin!
Minmin: Before we see blood, please allow me, the acting head of the School Festival Committee, to take care of your fight!

Minmin: Why don't we decide this with Ninomiya-san's favourite sport, basketball, hmm?
Sendou: Basketball?

Minmin: The rules are a one-on-one, whoever gets more baskets within the allotted time wins! So,
Minmin: The place will be arranged on the last day of the School Festival.  How's that?

Sendou: Sounds Interesting!  With this, we can settle things for good, in front of everyone
Naoyuki: Do your worst
Naoyuki: And whoever wins, gets to...
Yui: Ju-just wait a sec, you can't-

pg16
Naoyuki: Dance the fork dance with Yui-chan!!

Sendou: .........Fork.....dance.......
Naoyuki: Yes!  The last, ending event of the festival, the sparkling finale, the fork dance!!

Naoyuki: No partner changes, a whole song holding hands with just Yui-chan, the couple's dazzling Dance Time...
Yui: Uh...excuse me...?

Sendou: If you want, whatever...
Yui!  You have no objections, right?
Yui: EH?(Wait)
Naoyuki: Now that that's decided, time for special training!
Crowd: (Yeah, go Super Naoyuki!)(Do it, do it!)
Yui: Wha...

pg17
Yui: How did this happen?
<Important Manju Festival News!><The Fated Match-up!><The School Idol vs. The School's Festival Boy>
Student: (Line up, line up!  Buy now and 
<Tickets for Sendou vs Ichijouji Match>

Minmin: HO-ho-ho, it suddenly got a lot more exciting, didn't it?  The time until the festival will be extremely busy
Yui: I'm not happy about it at all, I mean, things are busy just getting our class' booth ready...
Minmin: Don't worry, don't worry Customers will come to your booth too

pg18
Minmin: It's tough being popular, eh?
Minmin: (Later, I have a committee meeting)

Girl: That's the girl right? Ninomiya
Girl: The one Ichijouji and Sendou are fighting over...

Girl: Hmph, she's nothing special at all

Yui: I know that!  I'm plain and normal, just a regular person.
Yui: That's why I want to lead a quiet, unassuming school life that suits me........

Yui: This is all that moron Ichijouji's fault!
Sendou: Ninomiya-san

Yui: Sendou-kun!
Sendou: This seems to have gotten out of hand, doesn't it?

pg19
Sendou: I'm sorry to have caused you trouble
Yui: I-if that's true would you please stop teasing just a regular girl like me?
Yui: You could get lots of other-

Sendou: Oh? You seem unaware
Sendou: Ninomiya-san, you're quite cute
Yui: Wha...

Sendou: I usually act outgoing so I might not seem very serious, but
Sendou: Ever since you entered this school, I've had a secret crush on you
Yui: No way!
Yui: Sendou-kun likes me...

Sendou: So...would you please use this opportunity and seriously consider me?
Yui: Wa-Wait a sec...
Naoyuki: Uryaah!

pg20
Naoyuki: I told you not to try anything with Yui-chan, you pervert!
Yui: Na...Naoyuki-kun!

Naoyuki: (Pervert! Gigolo!  Deceiver!  You make your mother cry!)
Sendou: ...I'll get you for that, Ichijouji!!

Yui: I wish you would cut it out as well, Naoyuki-kun!
Yui: Making such a fuss over a simple fork dance...
Naoyuki: There's no simple about it!

Naoyuki: The fork dance is&nbicks/font>
Naoyuki: Dreams!  Youth!  Man's Romance!

Yui: ...Oh...really

Naoyuki: What are these?
Yui: Practice for the crepes we sell at the festival
Naoyuki: Yui-chan, you made them!?

<Sit>

pg21
Yui: I guess one won't hurt...

Yui: ...Dog?

Naoyuki: Uryooogh!  Charging complete!
Naoyuki: Version Boost to Super Naoyuki 2!!

Naoyuki: Watch, ok Yui-chan?  I'll win for sure!!

Minmin: Now, from the Campus Festival Executive Committee, a personal interview with the 3 people most talked about!
<For some reason, a karaoke mike>

Minmin: Sendou-san, how is your confidence regarding the basketball match?
Sendou: I hate to say it, but against an amateur like that, it won't even be a match
Minmin: As expected from the basketball ace, no worries!
<Sign:Pre-game Interview>
Girls: (Sendou-kuun!)<Sign: Sendou>
<Sash: Personal Interviewer>
Yui: (Why do I have to be here too?)

pg22
Minmin: If you win, do you think your relationship with Ninomiya-san will progress?
Sendou: Well...it depends on her will too, I can't state anything, but...
Sendou: Love can blossom from a fork dance too!  ...kind of thing?
Girls: (Nooo, Sendou-kuuun)

Minmin: Ooh!  A burst of violence from Naoyuki-kun!
Sendou: (Bastard)
Minmin: Recently, you've shot up in the ranks of popularity with the girls, what's your comment on this?

Naoyuki: It makes no difference!  No matter what anyone says or does, I'm devoted only to Yui-chan!!
Naoyuki: To me, Yui-chan is the eternal hope and light!!

Naoyuki: An Angel!  A Goddess! Love Love One Kiss...
Yui: ENOUGH!

Minmin: Ooh!  Ninomiya can't stand Ichijouji's embarrassing words and cuts him off!!

Girl: So she says, but maybe she's really enjoying it?

pg23
Girls: Being fought over by two of the most well-known guys in school, for a girl it's a pretty nice situation, right?
Guy: (Aw, stop it)
Girl: That's true...
Yui: ........

Yui: Gaah, why does this have to happen only to me?
Sendou: (Now, come on, you guys)
Naoyuki: ..............Yu
Naoyuki: Stop speaking badly of Yui-chan!

Naoyuki: We're making a big deal of this all by ourselves, Yui-chan is not responsible at all!
Naoyuki: If someone insults her again...

Naoyuki: Boy or girl, they'll taste the pain of Super Naoyuki 2's Ultra Electric Shock Bomber!!!
Minmin: (Isn't that the pose for the Kamehameha?)

pg24
Crowd: (Whoa!)(Kyaa!)
Sendou: Hey
Minmin: That interview was intense huh?

Yui: Whose fault is that?
<Match-up Draws Near!! Sendou vs. Ichijouji>
<Personal Interview>
<The Competition Looms Close!!!>
Minmin: But because of that, your opinion of Ichijouji improved, right?
Yui: .......

Minmin: But even so- I feel bad for Ichijouji, but it will end up with Sendou dominant
Minmin: After all, he is the basketball team's ace

Minmin: And there is the height difference...
Yui: .......

Naoyuki: Dunk Shot!!!

pg25
Naoyuki: .....Yeah, right  (a bit futile)
Naoyuki: But this(height) is the only thing I can't do anything about...

Naoyuki: Yui-chan!!
Yui: He found me!  (Is he a monster?!)

Yui: You're even practicing during lunchtime...
Naoyuki: He Heh

Yui: No matter how much you practice...your opponent is the basketball team's ace <">Hifont face="Book Antiqua">Naoyuki: There's nothing impossible for Super Naoyuki 2!  (A sure win!)
Yui: ........
Naoyuki: I know I can win!  Because my source of power is Yui-chan

pg26
Yui: How can he take this so far
Yui: I'm just an ordinary girl
Yui: He really is such a one-track dummy...

Yui: Well, I have to help with the stall preparations, so...
Naoyuki: Eeeh?  You're going? (I'll be sad)
Yui: You should practice

Yui: You're going to win, right?  Do your best!
Yui(in Naoyuki's mind): Do your best Do your best Do your best
Naoyuki: ........................Ye....Ye

pg27
Naoyuki: YES---!!!
Yui: It's strange
Yui: It should have been such a bother to me
Yui: Somehow I'm starting to want Naoyuki to win...

Naoyuki: Jumping Shoot!
Minmin: So, with the final showdown staring you in the face, Ichijouji, you're definitely full of energy!
Naoyuki: Of course!
Naoyuki: Getting a power up with the power of love, Super Naoyuki 3 is invincible!
Student: (You're discharging electricity)

pg28
Yui: These are the leftovers from the test crepes
Yui: I wonder if Naoyuki will be pleased
Yui: Maybe I should give one to Sendou-kun too

Girls: Sendou-kun, what are you going to do about that Ninomiya girl once you win the basketball game?

Sendou: As I promised, I'll do the fork dance with her (even though it's idiotic)
Sendou: Really I just want to beat that Ichijouji into the ground

Girl: Eh? Then you're just using that girl to get to Ichijouji?

Girl: Poor thing, I'm sure she's got the wrong idea
Sendou: (A ha ha, you make it sound so bad)
Girl: (You're meanl> ndou-kun)

pg29
Minmin: ...Is something wrong, Ichijouji-kun?
Naoyuki: Yui-chan's in trouble...
<Dash>

Naoyuki: Yui-chaaaaan!

Naoyuki: Ah-Yui-chan-did something happen?  Are you ok?
Yui: ........It's nothing...
Naoyuki: Eh...

Naoyuki: You don't have to hide it!  If anyone is teasing you, Super Naoyuki 3 will...
Yui: Leave me alone!

pg30
Yui: Just stop it!  Stop chasing me for fun!

Naoyuki: I'm not...not for fun...

Yui: Then tell me...why did you fall for me especially,
Yui: just a regular, average girl who's nothing special?
Naoyuki: Eh...

Naoyuki: Wh-Why...(Today you seem kind of scary, Yui-chan...)
Yui: See?  You can't answer!

Yui: Maybe, Naoyuki-kun, you have fun making a big deal just out of those casual feelings, 
Yui: But consider me, who's caught up in it all!  Always, because of you, I...
Naoyuki: Yu...

pg31
Yui: Naoyuki-kun, I HATE YOU!!!!

Guy 1: What?  What was that sound just now? Lightning?
Guy 2: Whoa, someone's smoking!
Naoyuki: Yu-Yui-chan....?
Yui: I'm the worst!
Yui: I'm the one who misunderstood and then worried and was used by Sendou-kun, 
Yui: but I blamed it all on Naoyuki-kun!

pg32
Yui: I'm ashamed of myself
Yui: I have no right to be liked by anyone!!

<Oden Shop><Yakisoba><14th Manju Campus Festival>

Girl 1: Isn't that basketball game starting?
Girl 2: Kyaa!  Let's hurry!

Yui: The game is meaningless now
Customer: (One chocolate banana)
Yui: From what I did, even Naoyuki-kun must be sick of me now
Yui: The brass band is rehearsing the fork dance...

pg33
Student: (Welcome!)
Yui-in her memory-: I'd rather die than dance with Naoyuki-kun!
<Customer>

Yui: Last year's Campus Festival...Even at last year's Campus Festival
<13th Manju Campus Festival>
Guy 1 in Yui's memory: Ninomiya, be nice and dance with Ichijouji 
Guy 2 in Yui's memory: Yeah, yeah
Yui-in her memory-: NO!
Yui-in her memory-: I'd rather die than dance with Naoyuki-kun!!

Naoyuki in Yui's memory: "The fork dance is 
Naoyuki in Yui's memory: Dreams!  Youth!  Man's Romance!"
<3-B Crepe Shop>

pg34
Yui: Getting so worked up over something so trivial...
Yui: He really is a one-track idiot!

M
Minmin: With only a short time left, neither competitor is giving any ground!

Minmin: Ooh, Ichijouji has boldly stolen the ball!!

Minmin: Ichijouji, putting up a better fight than expected against Sendou, the basketball team's ace!
Minmin: Can he win this game in one determined stroke---!?

pg35
Sendou: There's about 1 minutes left, maybe I should get serious
Naoyuki: Sendou, theres' one thing I want to ask you...

Naoyuki: Do you really like Yui-chan?
Sendou: Wh-What's this, all of a sudden?

Naoyuki: Before, when Yui-chan was acting weird
Naoyuki: I can't shake the feeling that you're behind it somehow(<--animal instinct)

Sendou: What are you talking about, I said she pleases me, that's enough isn't it?

Naoyuki: So that's how it is, huh?

Naoyuki: I'll tell you, I...

pg36
Naoyuki: Love love love Really love Yui-chan/fonnbsp; For Yui-chan I can do anything!!
Naoyuki: If Yui-chan told me to I would become a Tokyo University Student, an NBA player, even the President!!

Yui: Hyaaa!
Naoyuki: I'd even conquer the world!!!
Yui: Gah, this guy (When he says it, you believe it-scary)
Naoyuki: But, even so

Naoyuki: If Yui-chan ordered me explicitly to disappear from her sight
Naoyuki: I'd do it!!

pg37
Naoyuki: However
Naoyuki: The guy by Yui-chan's side
Naoyuki: Has to be a guy that I respect or I won't allow it!

Naoyuki: Let's go, Sendou!!
Sendou: Come on, Dumb Shr
Sendou: imp...!?

pg38
Naoyuki: I did it!  The coveted Slam Dunk! Look at me now!

Minmin: A big win for Naoyuki-kun---
<Go for it Super Naoyuki><Sendou Love><Sendou Fight!>
Ref: Intentional foul!!

pg39
Naoyuki: ...Heh?
<Intentional Foul=A Really Bad foul>

Naoyuki: What's that, how dirty!
Ref: Of course it was!<Ref>

Sendou: Ichijouji...You bastard...

Sendou: I can't stand you anymore
Sendou: Today, today I'll kill you!!

Yui: !!

pg40
Naoyuki: Yu-Yui-chan!?

Yui: Game Over!!
Yui: Naoyuki wins!  Got a problem with it!?
<Ref>No...

Girls: (Kya, Sendou-kun)<Sendou love>
Naoyuki: Yui-chan.....
Yui: .......

Yui: About before...I'm sorry
Yui: Maybe it can't be forgiven with an apology but
Yui: But right now, your feelings make me really happy

pg41
Yui: Thank you...

Yui: ? What's wrong?
Naoyuki: Ah...well...Your hand...

Yui: Hand?

Yui: Naoyuki-kun!?

Minmin: Are you guys gonna be okay doing the fork dance?
Naoyuki: That's why...

pg42
Naoyuki: This is why I love you--...

Yui: That night, at the famous fork dance time

pg43
Yui: As planned, in front of the whole student body,
Yui: It was really embarrassing but

Yui: Naoyuki-kun was strangely meek and even redder than the campfire
Yui: And somehow I thought it was funny

Yui: And after that, we've kind of...
Naoyuki: Yui-chaan!

pg44
Naoyuki: I came to pick you up!  Let's go home together!
Minmin: (Could you get him out of here, he's loud)
Yui: Led a loud, boisterous school life just like before

Yui: Well, being like this might be fun too

Yui: And when it gets extreme, I know just how to handle it
Yui: (Do you want to stop somewhere?)
Minmin: (Same as always, aren't you?)

THE END