Gekikara Baby
by Azuki Ryou
 
 
pg1
Cover
 
pg2
Random Guy 1: Hey, girls, do you have class now?
Random Guy 2: Why don't you ditch it and come on a drive with us?

Random Guy 1: It's a waste to be in class on a nice day like this
Girl: Eeeh, but that would be bad...
Random Guy 1: Don't worry about it
Girl: What do you think? Hokuto
Hokuto: .........

Male Student 1: Oy, is that Suou Hokuto getting hit on?
Male Student 2: Poor unkowing fools...

Hokuto: Don't...
Random Guy 1: Eh?

pg3
Hokuto: DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Male Student 2: There it is, the Suou Ultimate Move, the Machine Gun Special!!
Male Student 1: Rest in peace.

Hokuto: You morons!

Hokuto: For weak, useless playboys, you have a lot of nerve, trying to chat me up!!
<Suou Hokuto, Grade 11, of whom even flowers are shy>

pg4
<Once she spots a playboy, she can't rest until he's down for the count
A female scrapper, quickly advancing down the road of fighting.
She is feared throughout the whole school's male population>
Shadowy Figure: ...I see

Shadowy Figure: This won't be too easy...

Hokuto: ? What's this...

Girl: No way! Hokuto got a love letter!?
Girl: Who is it that doesn't value his life!?
Girl: It's from 3rd year Student Council President, Haga Kenshirou-sama, it says!!?

pg5
Hokuto: Gi...Give me a break! Who writes love letters these days? What a weak loser
Girls: GYAA!  How can you?  It's Haga-sama, the most popular 3rd-year in school!
Hokuto: Be quiet!!

Hokuto: I don't care if he's the Student Council president or popular with girls,
Hokuto: If he's not stronger than me I won't acknowledge him as a man!

Naoki: With that attitude, you'll never get a boyfriend
Naoki: It would be hard to find a guy stronger than you
Hokuto: Naoki!!

Hokuto: Here he is, Tokita Naoki, natural-born lady killer!!

pg6
Hokuto: And the cause of my boy hate!
Naoki: How pathetic, getting to 16 without gaining any femininity
Girls: (Kyaa!)(It's Naoki-kun!)(Kyaa!)

Hokuto: Sh...Shut up! You're one to talk, can't you walk without a girl on each arm!?
Naoki: It's not me, they follow me by themselves
Naoki's Girls: (You don't mind, do you)

Naoki: Ah-Could you be jealous?
Hokuto: Wha...

Hokuto: Don't get a swelled head, you womanizer...
Naoki: Whoa

Naoki: Missed me

Hokuto: Stop dodging, jerkass---
Male Student: (Amazing)
Naoki: (Ah, can I see your panties?)

pg7
Haga: I'm sorry to interrupt your friendly play, but...
Haga: Have you read my letter?  Suou Hokuto-kun

Hokuto: You...you're...

Girls: Kyaa!  Haga-sama!
Girls: (Kyaa!)(Look over here!)(Haga-sama)
Haga: Oh no,
Haga: I never get used to girls screaming over me...
Teacher: (Can we start class sometime?)
Hokuto: This guy, trying to be cool...
Hokuto: Ah...as if I could read something that dumb
Hokuto: Let me go

Haga: You're harsh, 
Haga: But that spirit is what I like about you
Haga: Well then, to start anew
 
pg8
Haga: I'd like to nominate myself as your boyfriend, here and now

Hokuto: Wha...wha...
Male Student: Watch out! Suou is gonna blow!!
Girl: Haga-sama, escape!
Naoki: ...He's dead...

Hokuto: What the HELL do you think you're doing, you sex fiend!

Haga: Ultimate Move-The Thousand Hands of Kannon!

pg9
Male Students: Wow, awesome!  He took Suou's Machine Gun Shot without letting one punch through!
Girls: Just like Haga-sama, he's no ordinary guy!
Haga: Even my humble self has some knowledge of the military arts
Authors note: ?

Haga: If you like strong men, I think I'm quite qualified...?
Hokuto: Th-This guy...
Haga: Oh?

Hokuto: An opening
Girls: (Kyaa! Haga-sama got kicked!)
Haga: OOH?

Haga: Urgh, an excellent kick, Hokuto-kun, just what I would expect from you...
Naoki: ............

Haga: Well, I guess it would be boring if she gave in too easily
Haga: But

pg10
Haga: Suou Hokuto will be mine
Naoki: Those guys...
Haga's Friend 1: Don't go thinking you're a hotshot just because you're a little popular
Haga's Friend 2: Quit it, he can hear you

Hokuto: What was that, all of a sudden!?
Hokuto: They're everywhere
Hokuto: Playboys all have twisted personalities, they always make fun of you
Hokuto: I'll never believe in a guy again!

pg11
Hokuto: You sex fiend, you bug me every day!!!
Haga: Simply inviting you to a movie is full of hardship, isn't it?
Hokuto: Let me go!
Male Student: (They're at it again)
Haga: I'll let you go once you agree to go with me to a movie
Haga: It may not look like it, but I'm desperate.  This is the first time I've ever fallen this hard for a girl, you know
Haga: So, what will you do?
Hokuto: Dammit!
Hokuto: Ok, OK, I accept, so let me go

Haga: OK, it's a date

Hokuto: Don't get cocky!
Haga: You live up to my expectations, Hokuto-kun
Haga: (I'll be back again)
Haga: (Hm? Somehow it felt like I was kicked twice)

Naoki: Why are you having such a hard time with that guy?
Hokuto: (When did you)
Hokuto: Naoki!!

pg12
Naoki: Are you losing your edge because it's the first time a guy has made a pass at you?
Hokuto: Shut up, it's none of your business

Naoki: It bothers me, I can't help it!!
Hokuto: WHA-

Hokuto: What are you talking about?
Hokuto: Wah-Stop thumping, heart!
Naoki: I'm worried about you!
Hokuto: It's just another of his passing whims
Naoki: Girls unused to guys, like you, are the most vulnerable
Hokuto: Don't take him seriously
Hokuto: Don't take him seriously
Naoki: And besides, he may act like a model student,
Naoki: But why would a guy who attracts women without even doing anything settle on a single girl?
Hokuto: ...........

pg13
Naoki: So don't trust him
Naoki's Girls: (Yeah, Naoki, we found you)(What are you doing?)
Hokuto: When you say it, it doesn't exactly have conviction!! Where did you all come from?

Naoki: Hey Hokuto!
Hokuto: You jerkass, whose fault do you think it is
Hokuto: That I have no experience with guys?  That I hate them?

<The 12th Annual Nanto Elementary School Sumo Tournament
Girls: Oh no! Not a sumo tournament!
Girl: All the girls have to do it too
<A lady-killer from the start>
Naoki: Don't worry about it, I like strong girls

Naoki: Yeah...if one of the girls is strong enough to win the tournament...

pg14
Naoki: I'll give her a kiss on the cheek
Girls: (EEH!)(I'll do my best!)(Me too!)(Really!?)
Hokuto: <Kiss on the cheek>I, still being naive,
Hokuto: Went for it
Hokuto: To get a kiss on the cheek from my first love, 
Hokuto: I got bruises and cuts all over
Kid: (It's sumo!)
Hokuto: And mowed down the many tough competitors...
Hokuto: But even so...
<Trophy>
Girls: Ehh, Naoki-kun, will you really do it?

Other Kids: (Eh, you'll kiss her?)(Hyuu-hyuu!)(No!)(Kya!)
Naoki: ...........
Naoki: A-Are you dumb? You actually took me seriously?
Naoki: I can't believe you won

pg15
Naoki: You're not a real girl
Hokuto: Never...
Hokuto: I will never like a guy again
Hokuto: Not if my life depended on it....

pg16
Hokuto: Tickets to World Pro-Wrestling!?

Haga: I thought that might be better than a movie
Haga: I'm glad you like it
Hokuto: I..I don't care..
Hokuto: How does he know I'm a Pro Wrestling fan!?

Haga: Then it's all set-I'm looking forward to it
Hokuto: Je..jerk...hitting a person's weak spot...
Hokuto: ............
Hokuto: But it must have been hard to get these now
Hokuto: And not even saying anything about it...
Haga (in Hokuto's memory): 'I'm looking forward to it'
Hokuto: Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all...

pg17
Naoki: Don't be blinded by gifts    How weak

Hokuto: Wha-

Hokuto: <Where do you always jump out from?>
Hokuto: Give it back!
Naoki: Give it up
Naoki: No good will come of seeing that guy

Hokuto: Leave me alone, he's better than you!
Hokuto: Ah-
Naoki: O-

pg18
Naoki: This will be fine, stay there and listen!
Hokuto: <What are you doing?>Wha-
Hokuto: Lemme, lemme... <Let me go>
Naoki: This is serious!  So listen to me, will you?!

Hokuto: Why...
Naoki: Give up on Haga!!
Hokuto: What's wrong with this guy?

Naoki: He's hiding something,
Naoki: You'll just get hurt
Hokuto: This...
Hokuto: I've never seen Naoki this serious before
Hokuto: Could he really be worrying about me?

pg19
Naoki's Girl 1: So this is where you got to Naoki
Naoki's Girl 2: Ooh, how suspicious, what are you doing?

Girl: You always persuade girls using this, don't you Naoki
Naoki: You guys

Naoki: Just go over there for sec
Naoki: Or else this will get complicated again...
Girls: Oh? But we had a date to go to karaoke today
Naoki(in Hokuto's memory): *Are you dumb?  You took me seriously?*
Hokuto: You...

pg20
Hokuto: You LOWEST of the LOW!
Naoki: What are you...
Naoki: !!

Hokuto: Always...
Hokuto: Acting like that...making a fool of me, teasing me...

pg21
Hokuto: I will never believe anything you say again!
Hokuto: I will go out with him!

Naoki: Hokuto!!
Hokuto: I'm going to date that sex fiend!  So stop sticking your nose in my business!
Haga: _____
Naoki: ............
Hokuto: Dammit!

pg22
Hokuto: I'm so frustrated
Hokuto: Why do I always
Hokuto: Always get played by that guy?
Hokuto: Why do I have to get hurt by someone like that?

Haga: How good of you to come...Tokita
Naoki: What do you want?
Haga: Stop pretending

pg23
Haga: You recognize these guys, don't you?

Hokuto: Get out of my way, males!
Male Student: Hey, all guys, take shelter!  Today, Suou is even more dangerous than usual...
Naoki's Girls: Um, Ho...Hokuto-chan

Hokuto: What?  What do Naoki's hangers-on want with me?
Girl: Naoki...was called out to the meeting room by Haga-sama...

Hokuto: That...has nothing to do with me...
Girl: But...it seemed strange...
Naoki(in Hokuto's memory): 'He's hiding something'

pg24
Hokuto: No matter what that guy says...
Hokuto: That guy...
Naoki(in Hokuto's memory): 'This is serious!!  So listen!!'

Haga: That's right, every one of these guys had their girlfriend taken by you
Naoki: .............

Naoki: What a bad way to put it, I never once made a move myself
Dumped Boyfriend: You...
Haga: Now, now

Haga: And I never liked that impudence of yours either, so I agreed to help,
Haga: Help show you what it feels like

Haga: And that's when I noticed Suou Hokuto
Naoki: I understand!

pg25
Naoki: What do I have to do to satisfy you?

Haga: OK 
Haga: If you get down on your knees and apologize to every guy here, we'll forgive you

Naoki: On top of that...
Naoki: You're not going to tell me to kiss their shoes or something, are you...
Naoki: <Weirdo>
Haga: As if I would!

Naoki: And you won't do anything more to Hokuto
Haga: Don't worry, I'm a good guy who keeps his word
Haga: I wouldn't do it if you paid me

pg26
Naoki: Hokuto...!!
Dumped Boyfriend: Waah...Haga-san!
Hokuto: I heard everything...
Hokuto: You're all the same...what do you think people are...
Hokuto: You assholes...

pg27
Hokuto: You're all...DEAD!!
Hokuto: Now I'm really mad!!

Naoki: O-Oy, Hokuto...
Hokuto: They all
Naoki: Uh-oh, she's lost it, if this goes on, someone's gonna die
Hokuto: Trample on innocent maidens' hearts---

Naoki: There's no help for it
Hokuto: No Forgiveness!!!

Naoki: Oy! Hokuto! Give it...

pg28
Naoki: A rest!
Hokuto: Thi...

Hokuto: Thi...

Hokuto: Thi...
Dumped Boyfriend: She's calmed down...
Naoki: ...It came pretty late, but

pg29
Hokuto: This guy...!!
Naoki: I was finally able to fulfill my 'kiss on the cheek' promise^_^

Hokuto: Damn it!
Hokuto: He's a womanizer, undependable, always making fun of me, 
Hokuto: But no matter how stubborn or stroing I pretend to be

Hokuto: I can't win over him
Hokuto: I confess

pg30
Hokuto: Truthfully, since that time
Hokuto: I've always, always loved him

Naoki: Oooy!  How long are you going to stay mad?
Hokuto: Shut up!
Hokuto: Why do I have to get tangled up in your woman problems?
Naoki: I said I'm sorry

Hokuto: This guy is shameless---

pg31
Hokuto: ...But...
Naoki: ?
Hokuto: ____

Naoki(in Hokuto's memory): 'Don't do anything more to Hokuto'
Hokuto: Well, I guess I have to
Hokuto: I'll forgive you this time

Naoki: How cute, you've become gentle Hokuto-chan
Hokuto: Du-
Hokuto: Because of that bad habit of your, I was--

Hokuto: !? That reminds me

Hokuto: ...Why do I become a target of people who dislike you?

pg32
Naoki: ..........................Are you a bit soft in the head or something?
Hokuto: Wha-
Hokuto: Who are you calling an idiot?!
Naoki: What I meant was...
Naoki: (Jeez, there's no progress here)
Hokuto: As always, my fight-filled relationship with this guy

Hokuto: Seems like it will continue for quite a while longer...
Former Naoki's Girls: (Haga-sama, do you want to come to karaoke?)
Haga: Women are frightening...
Former Naoki's Girls: (Naoki won't play with us)

THE END