Crystal: She is cool, she has a fake nose ring and she can
 flap around her body parts, but its kinda gross because
 this yellow stuff drips out of her ears, and its all
 greasy, she likes shania twain and she likes the country
 station on tv AND radio. her room is the COOLEST!! its in
 her basement right beside the furnace.
 she sleeps on a piece of a sectional sofa, I think she
 uses the end piece so she could use the arm rest as a pillow
 and she sleeps with newspapers. She also has this Brown stuff
 in between her nails, it smells like FROGGY DOODOO!!!    

Albert: He is cool too he likes star trek and he has a lot of cool toys
he has this one toy where you turn it on and it shakes, he also
has this pool floater that when you blow it up it looks like a lady.
And he has SOOOOOO many other cool toys! but they all smell
funny, he says his whole family uses them, and there also a gift
from his grand parents.