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The Prom Song
This is to be sung to the tune of "Breakfast at Tiffany's"


Breakfast at Lauren P.'s

You'll say, hey do you remember
Do you remember our prom
We had so much fun

You'll say, Lauren got no sleep
Jess Lorocca got none either
But we just don't care

And I said what about breakfast at Lauren P.'s
She said I think I remember the Prom and
As I recall I think we all really liked it
And I said, Wow that bagel was great

I can't see you
You slept in a different room
In your own TV room
We can't see through walls

But you
You made your way right over
You didn't even bother
To try and stay on your side

And I said what about breakfast at Lauren P.'s
She said I think I remember the Prom and
As I recall I think we all really liked it
And i said, Wow that bagel was great

You said
We cannot sleep together
No common ground to sleep on
But walls can't keep us apart

What next?
We woke up with painted nails
You left some lipstick trails
We blamed poor Heidi

And I said what about breakfast at Lauren P.'s
She said I think I remember the Prom and
As I recall I think we all really liked it
And I said, Wow that bagel was great

And I said what about breakfast at Lauren P.'s
She said I think I remember the Prom and
As I recall I think we all really liked it
And I said, Wow that bagel was great

And I said what about breakfast at Lauren P.'s
She said I think I remember the Prom and
As I recall I think we all really liked it
And I said, Wow that bagel was great