Forged in the fires of hell,

Forged in the fires of hell, the METAL FLAKES are the most powerful objects on earth. Hell, they're the most powerful objects anywhere! (Insert cymbol crash here). They give each individual the power to fly, to throw blasts of energy, and to express their personality in a more physical form.

One person in every 10 generations finds the metal flakes and activates them so that whatever diabolical scheme Evil is conjuring up can be thwarted.

It just happened that this was the generation that Evil was coming to earth. It also just happened that my friends and I were the poor souls that saved the earth. Pity for us, but moreso, pity for Evil.

The first time around, it was the Evil Ebee Ebee aliens who were tryin to take over the world through marketing themselves as cute little plush dolls. They would be the biggest hit ever..and just before christmas so that every kid would want one, and every parent would go nuts trying to find one for their bratty little kids. When the aliens would be in place, in every child's room, they would come to life and scare the kids alot, making the world a defenseless place because all the parents would be comforting the kids. Truly Evil. So we killed them. It was bloody, it was messy, it was FUN.

Now Evil is back. The Ebee Ebee aliens were just the first wave..may god save us all.\par }