Vegetable Executions

Get ready for vegetable shortages in your supermarkets, sinners! I have sent floods and frost upon your fields. Do not think that any vegetable can escape my wrath for I am El Niņo, the Christchild. Vegetables can be sinners too as these two prove. Observe and fear my power. I am El Niņo, the Christchild!



See how this broccoli squirms for mercy, but God is merciful, and I am El Niņo, the Christchild. I know no mercy!













Carrots, too, have reason to fear me! They can hide in the ground all they want, but I will dig them up with gusts of wind and torrential storms. Then, they will feel my hand like a peeler from hell. I am El Niņo, the Christchild!!!


When I am done, everything will fear me be it man, dog, or legume!!! Run as far away as you wish. I shall track you down and trap you like Scooby Doo! I am El Niņo, the Christchild.

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