It's yet to be made! My perfect car would have Japanese Technology, American Body and ofcourse European Comfort! Can you find me that? No I guess... (*sigh*) Well, since it's very hard to exist in a Western country without one.....here are some possible choices!
MmmmmPorsche
- Porsche 944
I am dating big haired women who otherwise would be
inaccessible to me
Rolls-Roys If you have the $$$$ anything works!
- Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal
Mercedes-Benz I know someone who named daughter Mercedes! Come to think of it, all his children are named for cars!!!!!
- Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
- Mercedes 560SEL
I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Lexus
BMW My mother's cousin collects cars (real ones!) as a hobby and her personal favourite is this!
Peugeot
- Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Jaguar
- Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
Honda A Lankan favourite....
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Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
- Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit
- Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Acura Mmmmmm one of my favourites...
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Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
- Acura Legend
I'm too bland for German cars
- Acura NSX
I am impotent
General Motors
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Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states
- Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
- Cadillac Seville
I work on the streets
- Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating the hell out of people
- Chevrolet Chevette
I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
- Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis
- Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
- Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
- Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock
Ford
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Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)
- Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones
- Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
- Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
- Mercury Grand Marquis
(See above)
Dodge
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Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
- Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
- Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Toyota
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Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet
Audi
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Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires
Volkswagon
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Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns
- Volkswagon Cabriolet
I am out of the closet
- Volkswagon Microbus
I am tripping right now
Mazda
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Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mitsubishi
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Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either
Suzuki
Subaru
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Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu
Ferrari Mmmmmm? (*grin*)
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Ferrari Testarossa
I am known to prematurely to do everything
Lamborghini
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