WENDY:

• Handle: Asinine Poser
• Age: 17 (May 10, 1982)
• Pastimes: Play pool, hang out with my friends and my dog, write and draw, do cheesy crafts, read, GO TO SHOWS.
• Music: Punk Rock mostly, but I can listen to anything at some point or another. I try not to be too closed-minded to other peoples' tastes.
• Religion: I belong to the 1^st church of Wendism. I believe in the all-mighty Wendy, and because I am the ONLY member of above said church, I am an individual.
• Quote: "No one ever changed the church by pulling down the steeple" --Crass

In my opinion I'm a moderately open person. I take constructive criticism well, I make fun of any other forms of criticism. I tend to disagree with everything just for the sake of debate. Jesse and I disagree on everything at some time or another. It's fairly hard to piss me off. I'd probably be pretty pissed off if you killed Duke, Sidney, Eye-Zik or my fish, but, you'd not know until I came at you with a large blunt object to beat you with. It's really hard to hurt my feelings unless you know me. Jesse knows all the tricks, but he doesn't know how he does it, so it's innocent.

All in all I'm a pretty nice kid, you just have to be decent and I'll respect you to some degree or another.

GEYER:

• "My goal is not to be liked, my goal is to exist."

Geyer is a damned cool guy. He's been there for me when other people didn't even know I was upset. He's not your average guy, he looks sweet and innocent, but it's a gorgeous façade. He is definitely NOT innocent. Nicest guy you'll ever meet as long as you don't piss him off. You'd never know what hit you, though, I can honestly say.

 "Don't fear living in 1984 because we're already there"

Oh, Tim, Tim….where do I start on Tim. He is a damned lunatic. The first time we took him anywhere with us we sat out in front of some cheesy church function (they had a "hardcore show" at one of the thousands of churches in town "My parents say if I eat all my food I can go to the hardcore show and see FOD……") He proceeded to approach random victims and try to force them to repeat one of two things…first was "Oatmeal is Satan's tool, it's of the Devil." And second, "Japan is good for business" Which was on the back of the shirt our OTHER friend Jeff was wearing at the time. Tim is fun to tease, and many of the idiots that know him think he's stupid. Tim is super intelligent, he's graduated high school and is in college right now. He's just smart enough to know that people and their thoughts don't matter. We love him. Tim's awesome. 

There's a lot more but we don't want to give them any credit until they single handedly fulfill all of our masturbatory needs.