We watch our TV, live in plasticised fantasy land of fakes

What is going to be next week? Will that pretty plastic girl get cancer to overcome? When she lives through it, so will I.

Love the image of that perfect world - silicone breasts and tiny plastic nose. Bleached blond hair and gorgeous from head to toes.

I don't need to be like that Baywatch Babies with their perfect stats Perfectly FAKE stats, I don't want to be like that!

Happy plastic man-made world

Madonna in her modern world

Pamela Lee-men worship thee

Fantastic and Fake…you fuckin' fiends Living on TV. Get up, Get a life Here's a thought-Shut off the Television

Control your own life, go to a show-I'll see you then because that's where I'm gonna go.

I need to be like that Baywatch Babies are fuckin' brats Pay too much for their perfect stats I don't need to be like that!

--Asinine Poser (1999)