The Freak The freak would like to be in movies The freak would like to live somewhere nice The freak would buy a house by the harbour And live in it If he could afford the living expenses He gets up early in the morning And has bacon for breakfast Which he cooks under the grill Because he doesn't feel too confident With Frying pans He likes to go for walks in the woods Near his house and sometimes he Smokes Cartier cigarettes underneath His favourite copse Of trees The freak listens to Jazz On the radio Which is permanently tuned To Jazz FM He also likes to drive his car at night Because the there are less cars On the road and you can feel powerful Poetic And scared At the same time He gets freaked out by telephone wires And doesn't pay attention in class Summer 1997
This and all that follows, Copyright Simon Clayton, 1997, so no copying, you nefarious fascist bastards