SubGenius Beliefs

If you really want a humorous religion, than you should join the Church of the SubGenius. SubGenii (Yetinsyny) are followers of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, or "Bob" for short.

The Church of the SubGenius is the Cult of Cults, where you pay to find out what you believe in! The SubGenius mythos is "non-denominational" because everything is incorporated into it.

There's no escape, from anything (but there is hope). Yetinsyny believe that things on Earth are run by The Conspiracy (The Con). Those not in the conspiracy are Dupes of the Conspiracy -- doomed to frustrating and incomplete lives because they believe the junk that the Con feeds them through its control of the media. However, some escape and achieve their full abnormality potential. These are the SubGenius, who have a Yeti bloodline stretching back to prehistory.

"Bob" is the sacred supreme salesman, come to restore Slack in our lives, and save us from the dreaded X-ists. In the mean time Yetinsyny (who are the "Overmen" and "Overwomen") make do with the pursuit of SLACK and the consumption of Habafropzipulops (Frop). They organise into groups (Clenches) and celebrate at "Devivals".

There are but two cardinal rules that Church members must follow:

• Anything that a SubGenius says or writes is holy writ, &
  
• It is the duty of every church member to "schism" from the established orthodoxy.

My church name is the Reverend Octobriana Oberwoman, and I used to belong to the Terra Australis Clench, and the Superior Mutant Support Group. I haven't been terribly active of late, but that that's because I'm pursuing SLACK in my own inimitable way -- and Slack has high priority to the SubGenius.

Think it's a joke? Well of course it is, but that doesn't mean that it isn't true! And when the X-ists appear in the sky and the "reverse-time" universe collides with our own, you'll be laughing maniacally too...

...I'm a paid up SubGenius, so I'm covered. How about you?

Subgenius Links

SubGenius Home Site

If you want to know anything about being SubGenius, this is the place to go.

P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214, USA

SubGenius Pamphlet #1

Manifesto for a modern age.

SubGenius e-mail and websites

Go on, I dare you to check these out!.

More links to SubGenius Sites

Check 'em out, if your eyes and brain are up to it!

Index of SubGenius Related NewsGroups

All the dope about the dirtiest, weirdest, slackiest collection of folks to post to a newsgroup. Beware -- we specialise in taking on fanatics and flame wars!

Smallsville Slack

Cool Site!

SubGenius Reading

REVELATION X

THE STARK FIST

THREE FISTED TALES OF "BOB"