welcome to shane's webpage

i know exactly what you're thinking right now. why the hell didn't i take the blue pill?

if something on this page offends go then go to another page because i don't want to hear it. nothing on this page is meant to offend unless you know i hate you, then i care even less.

well, i have a new page up, as you can now see. now, you might be thinking this page is quite different from the offensive slur i used to petal. to you i say take the url on your address bar and add an x, as in Shanex.htm.