They are meant only to be amusing to people who know what they are referring to. I am well aware that they are not outstanding literature.
Note to team: Thank you for the sweatshirt!
Disclaimer Type Message: These poems, while based on actual events, are not always entirely truthful. Please be aware that I did make up certain inconsequential events for the sake of making the poems sound better. For example, you should know that Coach did not really swear during our first game. (Sorry Coach! It rhymed...) If you would be offended by about two mild swear words, go away.