None of these sites have ratings, mostly because I think that they are all pretty spiffster cool.  If I had to make a rating system though, it would be something like this:
SSSS=Homemade Tempura with Mango Ice Cream
SSS=DanDan Noodles with a Dessert Souffle
SS= Macaroni and Cheese from the Blue Box with Peanut M&Ms
S=Haggis with Blood Pudding

• RedFrog-Poems from the Planet Earth: A very, very good resource, that can save your butt on a research projcect, or just put you into a daze of happiness from *so much poetry*.


• Monkeys typing Shakespeare: Like it sounds.  A monkey trying to type the bard.


• Prehensile Tales: A crude, but extremely funny page from the recesses of a twisted brain.  There's a new tale every Monday!


• The Internet's Largest collection of Tuba Cartoons: Somebody had to make this someday, and somebody had to link to it.


• See Summer Swing Dance: A  heartwarming tribute to the fact that supercool twentysomething girls shouldn't get cancer.


• EstroNet: Your doorway to several of the spiffiest sites on the net, including gURL, bust, Minx, Wench, and more!!


• Home Lobotomy Kit!!: Finally, a companion to Kafenikof Home Tatoo Parlor.


• d-i-s-i-n-f-o-r-m-a-t-i-o-n: For those who hate yahoo!, the subculture search engine.


• Naked Dancing Llama: NDL for president in '02!! NDL is the new religion!


• Papa Smurf is a Communist: I knew it all along, I was just keeping quiet.


• Voluntary Human Extinction Movement: Humans should die now. Or tomorrow.


• Website Garage: A _really_ helpful, if soul hurting evaluator of webpages, etc.


• East Coast Nerdcore: Visit them because they are oh-so-spiffy, nerdly godesses.


• Entropy8: Auriea Harvey is a sweetie nonpariel, & she let me use her pieces.


• subgenius: I had to have a bob site.  BOBbobBOBbobBOBbobBOBbobBOBbob..


• GOATS: it isn't really bout farm animals, just tangentially related.  I bet goats are wierd too.


• Zeldman presents: So much free good advice that its incredible.


• Absurd.org: Power to the contentless ones of the eurld euide eueb.


• Web Pages that Suck: IAn attempt to instill in people a sense of good design...


• The Deathclock: If you are one of those people with an intense fear of dearh--still go here.


• SMUG: Don't you wish you could be smug too?


• The Book of Zines: Some neato torpedo stuff here.


• The Museum of Bad Art: The one, the only, the inimitable MOBA.


• Chankstore Freefont Archive: More free good fonts than you can shake a pen at.


• United States Marine Corps Band: Semper Fi and Play loud!