So I know how clich� it is to put photographs of yourself on your personal web page.� I also have tried about 17 different arrangements for this page, and all of them to several lifetimes to load, and were ugly to boot.� So, to solve these dual problems of clich� and bad design, i have decided to make the photographs accessible by links, but not to try to cram all of them onto one page.� And to mitigate the cheese-factor implied by simply putting up these photos, I'm going to put self-deprecatory stories next to each.� Anyway, without further ado, my photo page.

The next time I allow a stranger to adjust my breasts and clothespin a psychobat garment on me for the sake of a photo, someone smack me, okay?

You will be happy to know that subsequent to the flash going off, I managed to be startled enough by someone behind me that I fell off the log.� Ahh, humiliation.

This pic has the nifty M C Escher thing going, as I'm holding a picture of myself in which I was holding another picture of myself.... creepy, no?

Just a couple of squirrels hanging around ouside Station 5 in Kensington.� Maybe this is irrelavant, but fire departments always seem to bring out the violent tomboy in me...