WARNING! Do not enter this section if you are under the age of 2 or 42 which ever comes first, or an anal retentive, close minded, popcorn-eating, keds-wearing, black-nail-polish-makes-me-OH-SOOO-GAWF, I-love-el-plazo-de-seasemo, and my-mother-makes-me-eat-yarn kind of person.

You have been warned!
Now on with the opera...

Love: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly