HOW TO BE A KEWL INDIAN

 
     
     

3 no-mess, no-fuss ways to being a real char....

 
     
   
   
   

1) Dress like a .... For optimal coolness wear clothes only in XX Large so that you look like you are drowning in you clothes.

 
   
   
   

2) IF you have a dark complexion pile on the foundation ...make sure you carry an umbrella if it's hot otherwise your face might start to drip.

 
       
     
     

3) Make sure your parents are docters, lawyers or even better taxi association members.

 
     
   
     
     

and remember choon, choon, choon

 
     
     

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