Toga! Toga! Toga!
Ingenuity….flare….originality…..daring…. these are all words used to describe Andy. For some time, Andy suffered from an embarrassing problem--sweaty butt cheeks. He tried powders, ointments, anti-perspirant sprays, but to no avail. Then one humid July evening, while watching the movie "Animal House", Andy stumbled upon an idea to combat his problem. He traded in his fancy denim jeans for a toga. The toga afforded him the ventilation required to rid him of his embarrassing problem. Andy later admitted that it gave him a never before experienced feeling of freedom in his lower quarters. |