Blonde Jokes






Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.



Q. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.



Q. What do Blondes say after sex?
A. Thanks, guys-----(or)---Are you boys all in the same band?------(or)---Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?



Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.



Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.



Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.