I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I'm drunk.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."
Hand out cards saying: "Smile if you want to sleep with me"
"I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be holding you."
"I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else."
"Fancy a fuck?"
"Can I borrow a quarter? I have to tell God that he's missing one of his angels."
